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Kennythetiger

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  1. Hate…..sniff sniff….you smell like soy.
  2. My post was in jest. That’s what the lifeguards told us before swimming lessons every summer. It worked.
  3. They conveniently waited until after Brisket left the country. Nobody wanted to see his naked ass.
  4. #5 is my favorite but if it’s only one forever, gotta go with #7. Never know when you’ll need a spit ball gun.
  5. They’re anything but fun. Mouth cutting sons-of-bitches.
  6. Are you a Commie? You left out the best one:
  7. We’re already dead. I actually think about that one a lot.
  8. Naps when you wake up and think it’s tomorrow morning are pretty cool.
  9. They put invisible dye in there that turns red if you pee.
  10. A couple of years ago I was fortunate enough to see with my family Vince Gill play in a small venue. 1/3 guitarist, 1/3 vocalist, and 1/3 storyteller. One of the most enjoyable concerts I’ve seen.
  11. Chocolate chip cookie, then put a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it when it’s still warm.
  12. Don’t be embarrassed. We don’t care what you’ve done, but we do care about you. I like reading the mental health thread, the AA thread, and the divorce thread. I’m not divorced and neither are you, but there are some good, positive posts in there dealing with healthy relationships.
  13. Did you happen to see @Hank_Hill‘s wife’s ass anywhere along the way…?
  14. Maybe. 😊 II’ll bet you’ll be more grateful than ever that you quit drinking.
  15. Keep the locks and change wives.
  16. When Covid first came out of the closet I remember thinking that it was no big deal, probably just something for the news to talk about. I still vividly remember watching ESPN when the ticker came across the bottom of the screen and said that the NCAA tournament was canceled. “Ok, now you have my attention.”
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