Everything posted by Kennythetiger
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Do you know why you have to take two Baptists fishing? If you just take one, he’ll drink all of your beer.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Buy Microsoft, Amazon, Apple.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Roasting pecans and almonds in the oven, too.
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The Dire Wolf is Back! (well, kinda...)
- Hooters done gone tits up.
Son, you got a panty on your head.- I've decided to dig a hole
Going horizontal just made my chest tighten.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Ham. Easy call.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Not a goddamn thing because it skips every time Dad hits a bump- Turnpike Troubadours appreciation thread
Thank you. We have Sunday tickets.- Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
She looks gorgeous to me, and also high-maintenance. She helped him into rehab, though, so those are permanent points in my book.- Deceased body found at PCL
Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop.- Mice!
If I ever get caught in a glue trap somebody please hit me with a shovel instead of suffocating me.- I just started watching game of thrones
Still got to make sweet love to blondie and the redhead. And marry the redhead for real. Advantage- Jon Snow.- Florida Key Recommendations?
Book Tortugas as soon as possible. Like, tomorrow.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Harder for the repo man to work.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Nope that's MNLonghorn Yep. Same guy who brought us Ursula.- Favorite Dead Comedian
Looks like we got us a Bill Shakespeare.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Team wife on this one. Made me laugh.- Favorite Dead Comedian
Norm for the vulgar stuff. Jerry Clower for the clean stories.- Bruce sells his publishing: Half Billion Dollars
Given your username I think you’re ethically obligated to do so.- Post a pic that makes you lol
That’s a missile.- “I’m your huckleberry.” RIP, Val Kilmer
I find huckleberry ice cream to be outstanding.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Name?- What makes you angry?
[usually something dumb]……”Fight me.”- I'm An Alcoholic
You’re alive, though. - Hooters done gone tits up.
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