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Kennythetiger

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Everything posted by Kennythetiger

  1. Do you know why you have to take two Baptists fishing? If you just take one, he’ll drink all of your beer.
  2. Buy Microsoft, Amazon, Apple.
  3. Roasting pecans and almonds in the oven, too.
  4. Son, you got a panty on your head.
  5. Going horizontal just made my chest tighten.
  6. Ham. Easy call.
  7. Not a goddamn thing because it skips every time Dad hits a bump
  8. Thank you. We have Sunday tickets.
  9. She looks gorgeous to me, and also high-maintenance. She helped him into rehab, though, so those are permanent points in my book.
  10. Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop.
  11. If I ever get caught in a glue trap somebody please hit me with a shovel instead of suffocating me.
  12. Still got to make sweet love to blondie and the redhead. And marry the redhead for real. Advantage- Jon Snow.
  13. Book Tortugas as soon as possible. Like, tomorrow.
  14. Harder for the repo man to work.
  15. Nope that's MNLonghorn Yep. Same guy who brought us Ursula.
  16. Looks like we got us a Bill Shakespeare.
  17. Team wife on this one. Made me laugh.
  18. Norm for the vulgar stuff. Jerry Clower for the clean stories.
  19. Given your username I think you’re ethically obligated to do so.
  20. That’s a missile.
  21. I find huckleberry ice cream to be outstanding.
  22. [usually something dumb]……”Fight me.”
  23. You’re alive, though.
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