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Kennythetiger

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Everything posted by Kennythetiger

  1. I am not sure about the guests for the first three nights, but if anyone was at the Sunday night show, what was the connection with the Flores kid? Other than being Pedro’s great-grandson? He was called on stage several times.
  2. Well if it makes you feel any better the weather is absolutely beautiful in Stillwater today. I understand Gundy introduced CCR by the wrong name last night. Probably didn’t earn him any points with the tired fan base.
  3. We had two- one with a swamp cooler and a newer one with freon air. There were fistfights over who drove which.
  4. On the Lord’s Day? You’re going to break down.
  5. Do you mean leopard?
  6. It took me a long time to realize that the “anonymous” part isn’t so much anonymity from the outside world as it is the old guys at the table don’t really care how important I am. To them I am just another drunk, trying to get help. Outside status means nothing. Kind of hard to explain.
  7. Do you know why you have to take two Baptists fishing? If you just take one, he’ll drink all of your beer.
  8. Buy Microsoft, Amazon, Apple.
  9. Roasting pecans and almonds in the oven, too.
  10. Son, you got a panty on your head.
  11. Going horizontal just made my chest tighten.
  12. Ham. Easy call.
  13. Not a goddamn thing because it skips every time Dad hits a bump
  14. Thank you. We have Sunday tickets.
  15. She looks gorgeous to me, and also high-maintenance. She helped him into rehab, though, so those are permanent points in my book.
  16. Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop.
  17. If I ever get caught in a glue trap somebody please hit me with a shovel instead of suffocating me.
  18. Still got to make sweet love to blondie and the redhead. And marry the redhead for real. Advantage- Jon Snow.
  19. Book Tortugas as soon as possible. Like, tomorrow.
  20. Harder for the repo man to work.
  21. Nope that's MNLonghorn Yep. Same guy who brought us Ursula.
  22. Looks like we got us a Bill Shakespeare.
  23. Team wife on this one. Made me laugh.
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