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Kennythetiger

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  1. She didn’t want a dirty old man looking at her boobs. Perv.
  2. That’s really low. I am disappointed that you would sink to such depths.
  3. If my wife goes before me, I am discreetly spreading her ashes in the aisles of a Wal-Mart store. I don’t think either she or her mom have ever driven past our local goddamn Wal-Mart without needing to stop and get something there. They fucking love that place.
  4. Now you know why they’re not given radios.
  5. Completely agree. I just didn’t realize until I toured his house in Key West how much his wife’s family allowed him to pay for his lifestyle and thus get material for his writing.
  6. Hemingway became famous because he married up.
  7. Screech performed at a bar in Manhattan when I was at KState. He wasn’t very funny.
  8. We had a family reunion over the 4th. My mom volunteered my sister’s new house. Sister wasn’t really looking forward to it, so I walked over to the sprinkler system and turned on the faucet. “I can get you a rainout.”
  9. When you speak of me, speak well.
  10. How many erect dicks do you usually see in your locker room?
  11. https://www.instagram.com/p/CuKR9XCgrR_/?hl=en D-I golfer. Pretty good.
  12. That’s a very nice song, but you’re wrong about it being the best, and you should feel bad about yourself. This, sir, is The Best:
  13. Why would you wear your sandals in the house?
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