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Kennythetiger

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  1. 5% of the jokes about your mom are funny. Most are not. 5% of the jokes about armybrat’s age are funny, especially if he makes them. Most are not. Neither one of you guys seem to give a shit.
  2. Watch out for your cornhole, Bud.
  3. Why is your shit in Baylor colors.
  4. Yeah, I wasn’t trying to discourage you at all- that is just a quote that I think about a lot from a podcast.
  5. “I can’t say that I’ll never drink again. What I CAN say is that I’m pretty sure… that I’m not going to drink for the rest of today.” -Hullabelew’s friend
  6. Careful what/who you’re calling “old”, son.
  7. I used to loathe self-checkout. I would fuck something up every. Time. Now I’ve figured out that when I use it, I can bag my groceries the way that I want to.
  8. If this is what he’s teaching the youth of America, that’s ok with me.
  9. Your mistake- if you played The Office instead, she’d be walking around yelling “That’s what she said!”
  10. She died in her own home just short of her 95th birthday. Tough old bird. ❤️
  11. If I remember correctly you’re around the Hanging Lake area. Ate lunch here one time, and it was absolutely delicious: https://www.whitehousepizza.com/
  12. Well, if it’s the Longhorns, whomever is two yards short of the first-down marker.
  13. This thread about how much we don’t care about Johnny is 29 pages long. Of course we’ll watch it.
  14. My grandmother gave birth to 19 children, and raised 17 to adulthood. We held holiday dinners in the school cafeteria.
  15. Your family takes their reunions a lot more seriously than mine does.
  16. Sometimes I think this logistical shit is just as interesting as the battles themselves. I think about stuff like that a lot watching Band of Brothers.
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