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Kennythetiger

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  1. When you married that girl you married her family. You did not dodge that bullet, my friend.
  2. If I could lick my own balls I wouldn’t be at work right now.
  3. One of my many talents in life is fucking-up the self-checkout process. Almost every time. However as Slorch points out downthread, it is nice because I am usually buying groceries for three different places and can bag them more efficiently. But if there’s not a huge line for the checker aisles, I pick them.
  4. In my experience the holes are a nuisance but not a problem. The days of riding horseback to chase a stampede are more or less over. The burrows even aerate the soil and give owls and snakes a home. However the prairie dogs chew the grass down to the ground so they can see predators, and it’s pretty easy to lose a surprising amount of grazing ground to the flea-covered bastards in a very short time.
  5. BDR, could you hold off on the trans stuff please?
  6. When I was in law school my Secured Transactions professor had worked for a repo company when he did his undergrad at Oklahoma State. The best days in class were when he would just tell stories all hour.
  7. That’s not where we’re at with this. Thanks, though.
  8. They’re great for the soil but I don’t think they add much nitrogen.
  9. My siblings and me. After the cereal is gone you run the tip of your spoon around the submerged edge of the bowl to get the leftover sugar.
  10. It’s still lighter than your mother.
  11. Say what you want about the tenets of leaf-blowing- at least it’s an ethos.
  12. I don’t think you’re a drunk annoying fuck. We’ve lost El Diablo and Lobo and I don’t want to lose you too.
  13. Well then he gave one hell of a striptease in True Lies.
  14. I swore on behalf of the dad when the kid hit him with a hammer. That one looked like it hurt.
  15. Don’t forget Mexican weather ladies.
  16. A 24-hour ban is all I ask….
  17. Except Charles Barkley. And Shaq.
  18. I agree with you, but it’s really, really difficult to get everyone else on the road to cooperate.
  19. Put that fucking fish back in the water.
  20. I make really good scrambled eggs. I have only recently started breaking tostadas and using them as edible silverware with the eggs. Delicious.
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