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Kennythetiger

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  1. Somebody told us Wall Street fell, but we were so poor that we couldn’t tell. Mama got sick and Daddy got down, the County got the farm and we moved to town.
  2. My mother did what she could to keep food on the table.
  3. Did she wear a skinny little halter? Seeing them again in one month.
  4. That’s the blood of his enemies, you beta cuck.
  5. I thought it was neat as hell to swim in the river at Three Forks, Montana.
  6. I don’t have any social media other than here. I still remember negging someone years ago (Futureman, I think) and then realizing that I was becoming so absorbed in an internet community that it was allowing me to actually be negative enough to physically care about it. I don’t think I have ever hit the neg button again. At least I hope not. An aside- removing the ability to comment with rep was the biggest mistake in this country since allowing the designated hitter. Guys posting comments they’d received was one of my favorite threads on Shaggy.
  7. Same things mine told me. She said that I didn’t have to look so disappointed though.
  8. How do you get paid in hot dogs, and are they still hiring?
  9. That’s actually pretty cool. Sounds like a good project for him.
  10. Hopefully he said it with the same accent that they use in Last of the Mohicans.
  11. My dad calls sawed-off shotguns “South Kansas City street sweepers”. That’s all I‘ve got.
  12. This hot weather has everyone surly.
  13. You’re telling me that the guy who fumbled and dropped the third tablet of commandments was responsible enough to write for the Bible? Pffft.
  14. I’m turning into an old, but I find Jerry Clower to be hilarious. He’s my favorite comedian. The only class I remember him punching down was his own family- maybe that’s why I enjoyed him so much….
  15. 5% of the jokes about your mom are funny. Most are not. 5% of the jokes about armybrat’s age are funny, especially if he makes them. Most are not. Neither one of you guys seem to give a shit.
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