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Kennythetiger

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  1. That calf’s legs are pointed backwards. Calf is dead and things don’t look good for Mom.
  2. But now your house smells like your ass. You can always leave from your office.
  3. Glen, how are you feeling, lately?
  4. We watched this based on your recommendation. Didn’t think it was either great or horrible. Pretty good movie.
  5. What was your mom doing in Florida?
  6. I would make fun of your wife but I went to the wrong wedding one time. Sat down in the church and realized I didn’t recognize anyone.
  7. What starts here changes the world.
  8. I don’t lose my shit over them but I live in a small town and buy a box or two from every kids that hits my office. Crushed thin mints over homemade vanilla ice cream is one of life’s pleasures.
  9. Mrs. B had it going on. You’ve shown us that picture before. I remember the heater.
  10. Glad to meet a fellow toilet paper connoisseur.
  11. She might have been hoping that you’d accidentally run over the cord.
  12. Buried between two wives is not a peaceful way to pass through eternity.
  13. Somewhere on the internet the womenfolk have a thread that mirrors this one.
  14. Your dad was buried with his first wife instead of his second?
  15. Check with the cemetery trustee. Up here the owners of plots are whomever the trustee says they are. Registers of Deeds and Apprisers would shit themselves if there were formal transfers. Your trustee probably has a hand-written map that’s all smudged-over.
  16. With all of that grilled cheese I would be terrified that Steel Shank is just offscreen, having laid pipe.
  17. Probably didn’t hurt the pan.
  18. From the looks of that house your ranch is different from my ranch.
  19. Zoom meetings are ok for me now, I just use them as a mental self-check more than anything. They wouldn’t have done me any good when I was trying to quit. I needed to sit across the table from those old leathery bastards and try to dazzle them with bullshit. I wouldn’t have had that experience in a virtual meeting.
  20. Hell, I drive an outdated Ram pickup and even I wouldn’t think that.
  21. Pretty damn close to my wife’s time.
  22. I played Mike Tyson, what are the other three?
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