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Kennythetiger

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  1. Cleanest toilet I’ve ever seen
  2. I don’t think that’s a blue heron- isn’t it a stork?
  3. Odds of them showing up at the moon on time?
  4. They can be asshole kids without “bullying”.
  5. That was a fun show. Not my favorite ever by far, but really really fun. Couldn’t ask for better weather.
  6. I am not sure about the guests for the first three nights, but if anyone was at the Sunday night show, what was the connection with the Flores kid? Other than being Pedro’s great-grandson? He was called on stage several times.
  7. Well if it makes you feel any better the weather is absolutely beautiful in Stillwater today. I understand Gundy introduced CCR by the wrong name last night. Probably didn’t earn him any points with the tired fan base.
  8. We had two- one with a swamp cooler and a newer one with freon air. There were fistfights over who drove which.
  9. On the Lord’s Day? You’re going to break down.
  10. It took me a long time to realize that the “anonymous” part isn’t so much anonymity from the outside world as it is the old guys at the table don’t really care how important I am. To them I am just another drunk, trying to get help. Outside status means nothing. Kind of hard to explain.
  11. Do you know why you have to take two Baptists fishing? If you just take one, he’ll drink all of your beer.
  12. Buy Microsoft, Amazon, Apple.
  13. Roasting pecans and almonds in the oven, too.
  14. Son, you got a panty on your head.
  15. Going horizontal just made my chest tighten.
  16. Ham. Easy call.
  17. Not a goddamn thing because it skips every time Dad hits a bump
  18. Thank you. We have Sunday tickets.
  19. She looks gorgeous to me, and also high-maintenance. She helped him into rehab, though, so those are permanent points in my book.
  20. Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop.
  21. If I ever get caught in a glue trap somebody please hit me with a shovel instead of suffocating me.
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