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  1. There’s a world (I’m starting to think it’s greater than 50%) where 9-3 Texas makes the playoffs. 
    big 10 is a 3 big league. Miami and tech losing make it more likely the big 12 and ACC are 1 bid leagues. Domers are in. Group of 6 guppies are in.  That would leave 5 spots for SEC. In a world where we are 9-3 bc we lose at Georgia (if close loss) we will be 9-3 with wins over 3 top 10 teams (at the time we played them in aggy, OU and Vandy) and 1 score losses on the road to Florida, the 1 team in the country and a top 5 team in the country. We are also the most watched team in college football this year and they are putting on a TV show. 
    in that scenario it’s likely that Bama and Georgia finish ahead of us- while we would be the top 2 loss crew (aggy drops another one before us) so we’d have the tiebreaker- Ditto OU in their wildest optimistic dream finish, ditto Vandy for the same- we’d not have played LSU but whatever. Call it everyone actualizes and that’s the finish the SEC goes:
    bama/georgia
     
    bama/georgia
    texas/aggy/OU/Vandy/LSU/mizzou. 
     
    they take 2 or 3 out of those. I think we’d be in. 


    You also once thought there was a bridge that you had more than enough clearance to drive an RV under. And you had zero concerns after the loss in Columbus.

    It’s a message board, and while you’re certainly free to have an opinion, it’s not like you have a stellar track record in assessing situations or exercising sound judgment.
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  2. She gets pardoned then disappears 

    Oh, she’ll disappear alright. Perhaps out of a window, or perhaps in a “car accident.” The only reason she’s still breathing is because another “suicide” while in federal custody would simply have been beyond the pale.

    She’s a loose end, and her days will be numbered the minute she is released.
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  3. when a Dem is in office and they are seeking volunteers to help find, uncover, and investigate who these “ice officers” are, I will resign from my current job and sign up to hunt these people down immediately. 

    I am shocked that somebody hasn’t used deadly force to defend themselves against these “officers” yet. Using unmarked vehicles and Amazon cop costumes to essentially carjack people is inevitably going to lead to bloodshed.

    Not that the govt cares (they are likely hoping for it so they can crack down even harder), but all it takes is one juror to agree that it is reasonable for a person in those circumstances to believe that his or her life was in imminent danger.
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    Fuck Baylor, it’s not like they have a storied history of obtaining consent before disregarding the rights of others.

    I hope Boston U pours them out on summary judgment, citing McDonald’s v. McDowell’s, 220 U.S. 221 (1988).
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  5. This could very well go on the enshitification thread in the Daily Texan.  All of this gross, gauche crap being paid for by you and me with money we're borrowing from our children. 
     
     
     

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    Maybe he’ll follow June Bug’s path to an accidental OG.
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  6. For a fun change of pace, you can change the lyrics "bark at the moon" to "fart on some boobs."
    Glad he was able to make the farewell concert. 

    There is a 100% chance that Doomlet sings it this way, right?

    And RIP sweet prince… of darkness.
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