Everything posted by NorLa Horns
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File this under crazy shit Ketch says. Dudes a nut. On the OB podcast a few years ago , he confessed " accidentally" burning down his babysitters house. And didnt cop to it. But here he is 30 some odd years later, telling about it on a podcast. Smh. But thats not all folks. He also told a more vague story about starting a fire on the sidelines of a football game he said he was playing in. From what he said, there seemed to be some repercussions on this. I didnt care enough to remember. Hes the fat fuck who keeps on giving.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Ive heard it said, that if it is advantageous to her, A woman will fuck a snake, if she has someone to hold it straight. I think this is where we are with GP. He wants a national championship tied to his name so bad, he will fuck a snake. And he wants to come here. Im sure he could get other jobs. Where he would have more direct power. But will that get him what he wants? I think thats great. Because he thinks there is something at Texas thatll accomplish this. We can worry about his ego being toxic. But he knows what he wants. And he has to know chaos isnt the way to get there. He wants that ring. And i think he will do whats needed to accomplish that.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
" a man called horse" was pretty good.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
The Karmic thing about this whole thing is his boy might end up playing for OUsux 2 biggest rivals. I think thats the best FU to Charles there is.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Card is an excellent QB.......in 7 on 7. Put a D line in front of him, he has the balls and body of a 10 year old girl. Both of which were apparent when faced with a team with a pulse.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I spent way too much of my young life sitting in front of the TV watching old movies. And i didnt get to " once upon a time in the west" till late. And i remember the most jarring thing about the movie was Fonda playing the heavy. I loved the movie. Beautifully shot. Yes, too long and slow at places, but a great watch altogether. But Fonda playing the bad guy and so well really made the movie for me.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The the muscical western category with the depressingly low body count " paint your wagon" Eastwood and Marvin!!
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I think they already have 2 inthe can. Just doing post production. Supposed to be blue aliens under water
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Thats a direct quote from our resident NIL source.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The video of Waddle when he got drafted. All the people at his table went crazy. Grabbing for him. He stood up. Looked straight ahead. And walked away from all of them. I think he will do ok. Lol
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
This isn't a dr. Pepper commercial
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2022 G Rowan Brumbaugh
I knew this wasnt about a football G. But i clicked on it anyway
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Welcome to Surly. By the way. Whats CB mean?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Historically we have never signed 2 5*s in the same class. So that kinda throws off the line.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I think we all died a little bit while he was here.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Coulda just ignored it. And it woulda gone away. But now its part of the surly lexicon. Congratulations
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
FWIW Roach answered a question on a podcast he was doing when E.J. was still around. He said he was a Longhorn fan. Had a Longhorn room even . But that he took his job seriously. And tried to be as impartial as he could. He does seem pretty weak when taking a position. But hes not Lucci. Hes not the best by any means. Bland and inoffensive. Which to a rabit fan, is pretty offensive
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I think Samples has a case of the ass for texas because we didnt promote him to an onfield position, when he was here. Probably some bad blood with Herman, but who would be suprised by that?
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
If the instability of the coaching market and its impact on recruiting jas benefited Texas, it has helped Bama doubly so. The big dog can eat. And theres very little stopping him.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Rings, cups, on the stadium. Aggy will be naming their kids after this class. 84 years from now, when aggy is 168 years removed from their last national championship, they'll still be bringing up this class. " yeah, i know we aint won shit in centuries, but remember that time we had that historic recruiting class? HA! Suck on that sip!" Please note. I know that math isnt right. Im playing off the old lady titanic meme.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Imma give an unpopular opinion. I think if texas had popped 9 plus wins. Thats winning those games we had in hand and lost in the 2nd half, our fledgling baggame would have been enough to sway some of the guys aggy bought. How many? Idk. Who? Idk. But , yes, i think winning and a little bit of money would have trumped aggy and their megabags. Kids arent stu...ok yes they can be stupid when bags are dropped on them. But texas still sells. Our coaching staff. To the suprise of many sells. And when we win those 9 plus next year, all thats texas has going for it will pay off with a top class. Bartender!! Pancakes! For me and men!!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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