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Fuck Tim Beck

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  1. The one trying to play defense. Good bush is the kind like South Austin's mom has
  2. Oh God. A bush sighting. And not the good kind
  3. Get this MF'er a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.
  4. Gotta throw it in bounds mullet
  5. Helm is having a horrible game. Dipshit
  6. Fucking awesome. Like a monkey fucking a football
  7. Piss poor effort #85. Pathetic
  8. To be fair, after the week SWA has had, sark can't exactly dress like a 70's flight attendant any longer.
  9. Twice?
  10. SWA employees right about now.
  11. ERCOT: wait, so the power actually comes back on after 10 minutes?
  12. The yard aquarium is a nice touch. Really adds some class to the yard
  13. Made the mistake of stopping for gas at the convenience store across from the stadium once. So this hits close to home.
  14. December 83 was my first deer hunt. 10 years old and we went out near McGregor. Never saw a deer. Got home and I walked across the swimming pool. Ice was about a foot thick.
  15. My guess is Kendra Scott was spiking his vodka with mercury.
  16. Lol. Of course
  17. Hey let's review everything and give Jax time to come up with a good play
  18. Why? So stupid. Very sarkesque
  19. Now wait just a dang minute. McRibs are serious business.
  20. Same here. But it was a phone interview. And they kept saying there was an echo like I was calling from a cave or a tunnel.
  21. It's possible she knew he was going to end it and she just wanted to burn him down. And she knew exactly how to push his buttons. It's a story as old as time. He should absolutely be gone and I hope this is the wake up call he needs.
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