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Pokoloco

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  1. 14 hours ago, deadshank said:

    I called in a welfare check for you.   Lock up your dog and don't make any furtive moves when they show up to check on you. 

    I don't have a dog. I need a dog. I think that's really the issue here.

  2. Fucking motherfucker OU will win the fucking national championship and that fucking fuckhead midget will win the motherfucking Heisman. God fucking damnit I hate everything.

  3. 3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

    Can't afford rolls? Shit, how much money do you think your wife's gonna slip her during dinner after the sob stories of "I don't know if I've got enough gas in my tank to get home" and "I hope it doesn't get too cold tonight since my electricity is turned off?"

    The good news is Trix won't do shit for her, she has no sympathy.  

    The reason she's always broke?  when she's not losing at the slots, she spends the rest of it on buying stupid shit off of QVC and HSN.

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  4. 1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    I have no idea who this is, but would still be interested in pics of wife.  Especially pics of her wearing her hooker attire.

    It was the 80's, everyone looked like a hooker.

    Here's a pic of Al. 

    Al_Ruscio.jpg

  5. On ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 5:17 PM, Go Pokes said:

     

     


    I admire your optimism. Also, it’s pathetic that this is what qualifies as optimism for OSU fans now.

    Anyone planning on watching Bedlam?

     

    Will not be watching bedlam. My daughter has a dance competition all day Saturday, thank God. 

    Never thought I'd say this about dance. Or even think it.

    Watching that little fuck Murray run all over the goddam field against us would make me murder someone.

  6. Daughter came home from school, laid in bed watching Netflix until dinner..

    Wife: What were you watching?

    Daughter: I'm rewatching the Vampire Diaries, its soo good.

    Wife: I heard Kelsie (daughters pom coach) talking about that. She loved it, maybe I'll like it.  Wait..It's not about Vampires though, is it?

    Daughter: *spat out food*

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  7. Al Ruscio, yes THE Al Ruscio sat down at a blackjack table with my wife and I and kept making offhand comments about my wife being a hooker, but in a very complimentary way. You know, just like you'd imagine Al would.  

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