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  1. 1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

    It goes like this with standards being lowered at each age with the first real drop in mid-20s and perhaps the biggest drop coming around 40-50:

    Grades 1-6: only attracted to the best of your age.

    Grades 7-8: the best grade 7-8 girls

    High School: the best high school girls with occasional looks at the quirky ones who will give you a blowjob

    College: ages 18-22 with a little more interest in freaks

    Age 23-30: 18-35 quirky/freak ratio is diminishing but standards are also being lowered as you start to squint at sevens

    Ages 30-40: 18-45 any female that's a six or up is good to go

    Ages 40-50: 18-55 Same as previous age, but a bigger range

    Ages 50-60: 18-40 are nice to look at, but only seriously looking at 40-65 (unless rich enough to pull younger)

    Ages 60-70: Lots of looking at 18-50, settling for anyone under 65 who is not yet a plus size and seems like they have the patience for Viagra to kick in.

    Ages 70-80: Not sure. I'll update this post when I get there, but it seems like it'll be mostly memories by then.

    Caveat: for this scale, marriage increases your age by at least 10 years.

    There is a formula for this phenomenon.

    idealWomanAge = (yourAge / 2) + 7

    This came about on one of my guy-trips a few years back and seems pretty accurate.

    If 10, you're looking at 12's

    If 18, you're looking at 17's

    If 30, you're looking at 22's

    I'm 62, so I should be looking at 38's. But I'm married. And afraid of waking up on fire. 

     

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  2. 2 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

    You'd think someone, somewhere within the organization would say, "Hey, this is kinda weird.  Let's rethink it."  Like, maybe Trev Alberts.

    There are a lot of top Ag/Vet schools around the country that also participate in D1 athletics: OkState, Purdue, Florida, VaTech, NCState, etc.  Each has its idiosyncrasies, but nothing like this.  I'll even give a pass for the photos with Reveille, as it's the school mascot.  Any other random animal is just weird. 

    Nothing new here, just felt like typing it out.

    Exactly. You captured the true essence of this event.

  3. Chris Beard to aggie?

    How about we hire a deranged smoke show to get him liquor’d up and then in a fight? Somewheres around NCAAB tournament selection time.

    You got my tree-fiddy.

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  4. 14 hours ago, B00M said:

    Credit to the cameraman here. That’s a fine specimen in his natural environment. Despite the belly pulling the outer skin tight, you can still make out the meaty nipple

    You had me at “meaty nipple”.

     

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  5. 2 minutes ago, Ben Ficus said:

    Until now I didn't have hard evidence, but now there's no convincing me otherwise: the NFL is just as corrupt as the NBA and the SEC, and they want to be in bed with the money handlers at TU.  Yeah, I'm sure it's PURE coincidence the NFL draft worked out for Green Bay to conveniently land Golden, just as Texas is recruiting Finley. Everyone knows Finley's top choice is Notre Dame, a midwest school with genuine Catholic, American values.  No shock the Sips are calling all their friends (including Goodell) to trick Finley into abandoning his first love and following the skank down the street.  She will chew you up and spit you out, my man.

    This is personal for me.  I've been a loyal NFL combine and NFL draft watcher since my great uncle Terry put me up on his shoulders so I could watch John Roper run drills at the 1989 combine.  But what I saw this year sickened me, and I had no choice but to take a deep breath, gently turn off the TV, and find something more deserving of my hard earned time and money.  NFL is never getting another DIME from me.  The free marketing for the TU defensive end -- a 4th round pick! -- as he walked to the podium and bear hugged by Goodell (or should I say, Bad-ell).  What other 4th round pick IN THE HISTORY OF THE DRAFT got the red carpet treatment?

     

    /texags

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  6. 11 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

    Nothing like pinning medals to your trousers. Stolen/make up valor in N Korea is a thing? What have they celebrated in the last 60+ years, or since their enlistment?

    Hook’em!!!

    They get a medal for every acre of grass they eat or every ton of night soil they produce.

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