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BachelorTrek

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  1. Mobilehoma taking it up the ass at Misery. Vulnerables must have pictures/videos of the Mobilehoma bored-of-regards with farm animals to keep his job. Lulz.
  2. Lulz
  3. ole piss eats the fine, and will rush the field. Lulz. FUCK JAWJA!!
  4. SEC refs NEVER call holding on JAWJA!
  5. That's it, gait-uh. Keep Napier. Embrace Mediocrity! Lulz.
  6. It's an Apple-display. You got somethin' against Apple computers?? /sarcasm Lulz.
  7. That Lagway-may-play deception really worked, didn't it......DIDN'T IT?? /sarcasm Lulz.
  8. Boatraced gait-uh! Now Tessitore makes gait-uh excuses, saying they're "undermanned" instead of being "undercoached". You can't cry "undermanned" in the SEC! No one cares!
  9. Boom! Weisner breaks gait-uh poor pursuit and he runs away for a check-down TD! Lulz.
  10. The quick-kick would explode minds on both sides of the ball and both fanbases. Lulz.
  11. Mmmmm, Katie George. She's not related to Phyllis George, but you could've fooled me! Lulz.
  12. gait-uh now trying to, "establish the run." Lulz.
  13. Boom! Now get the ball back, Defense!
  14. I always thought they were an item because she would show up very often (and not for some book/movie/play/achievement/award publicity reason) as a guest and flirt with Dave a bunch while being her beautiful, engaging, funny, entertaining self. She'd have a Seinfeld-style-interview (an interview about nothing) and banter with Dave and it was fun, he'd get her and the audience to roll laughing about whatever, and that was good content-- it worked. Maybe that's why she was a guest with Dave so much. Then again, maybe she just liked how Dave's freezing studio (for Dave's comfort, the studio lights on him made him overheated without having a cold studio) made her feel, or something. Lulz.
  15. He "can't quit him." Lulz.
  16. You forgot he produced Michael Jackson's Thriller album.
  17. And people who think like Jeff Ward (he still says it), wanted Texas in the PAC-10. He still claims, "It's a cultural fit," but really they all just wanted to bundle Texas games with West Coast travel destinations.
  18. they drunk
  19. tits
  20. That's gonna be one shitty red eye back to the brazos bottoms for the sheepfuckers! Lulz.
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