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BachelorTrek

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  1. Incredible win! This makes that #1 Texas loss to unranked piggy 42-11 (many believe piggy bugged the headsets) in '81 feel less painful. Hook'Em Horns!
  2. Listen to the Mobilehoma gooner myopic dystopian GOLD when they finally start the postgame call-in: https://www.iheart.com/live/7060 Regular postgame on now, the call-in comes after. Lulz. Enjoy!
  3. And BamaJelly took out Ewers because they knew they'd LOSE!
  4. They can't believe after a DECADE of ignoring our TEs, that we're throwing to our TEs.
  5. These Mobilehoma gooners define their ENTIRE useless LIVES by hating Texas, so of course they react like that! They have to go back home to Mobilehoma, and all the Texas kids they bribed to go to Norman didn't get them shit. Lulz.
  6. NOPE! Deep-fried bacon-wrapped cinnamon roll time! Lulz.
  7. The gooner radio postgame call-in show will be EPIC at this rate!! So much gold! So much TEXAS winning! Lulz.
  8. Yeah, they don't want to watch this.... they want to get on their phones and leave nasty voicemails for the Mobilehoma "athletic dept." Lulz.
  9. Put some Bijan on it! YES!!! Go Horns! Watch the Mobilehoma half empty-out now -- they don't want to see this. Lulz.
  10. Hot damn! We have ourselves a great game! Get the ball back and SCORE AGAIN! FINISH THEM!!
  11. It's a feint to spring them later.... except that won't work if they're already down by 40. Lulz.
  12. Effortless throws that Card has to kill himself to make..... another reason Ewers is Superior.
  13. Waiting to see the diamond-and-1 and triangle-and-2 formations from Mobilehoma next. VULNERABLES is trying to save his job by setting up his excuses that he tried "everything".
  14. It's BamaJelly, Mobilehoma, and aggy that do the circle-jerk, not us!
  15. There's the Ewers offense that everyone, including BamaJelly, FEARS! HOOK'EM HORNS! Now get the goddamn ball back and SCORE AGAIN!
  16. gooner offensive coaches look so SERIOUS on the sidelines! AS IF that will make their chicken-shit offense better! Lulz.
  17. F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 FFFFFFFFFFFFF5555555555555.........
  18. Mobilehoma pulls an offense they haven't shown ALL season because of how much they feared how good Ewers is! They knew as soon as they saw Ewers that they had to do shit like this completely new offense.
  19. See how good the offense is with Ewers! Way to go! Now get the fucking ball back and score some more!
  20. God, I sat through SO many Texas games that "referee" Joe Thomas fucked Texas over with his "officiating." That little troll charged Texas with a timeout once against cougar high in the Dome just so we could boo at his Dumb Ass for the entire timeout for screwing Texas over at every opportunity, including some other phantom call he'd just made to fuck Texas. "Oh, you just scored a TD? Well, *flag toss* then here's a flag for (phantom) holding!" I'm thankful he's no longer around and that he wasn't young, else he'd still be "showing how 'tough' he was" by fucking Texas over. I'm certain you other olds remember that Asshole. Talk about a horrible ref being "piss on his grave" worthy! Fuck him! And FUCK ou!
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