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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Hope he enjoys "life" in The Hub City! Lulz.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
- Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Clemson's Ass
If they drop a punt Saturday, I'm going to laugh so hard! Lulz.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Pizza Classics pizzas, or those 20-inch Gumby's pizzas..... so good!- Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Clemson's Ass
- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Ah-ha! You never found the magic 2nd-floor Jester athletes' breakfasts that I did. Breakfasts fit for a king.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
You must be confusing your rehab for the rehab that I've never had. Lulz.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
I heard a hilarious story about a guy that flipped out, grabbed the fluorescent tube bulbs from the hallway lights in Jester, would shout, "I AM ZEUS! FEEL MY LIGHTNING BOLTS!" and would proceed to chase people down the hallways and throw the fluorescent bulbs at people and doors/walls/anything, terrorizing anyone he came in contact with, in addition to having the broken glass shards/mercury/fluorescent-material everywhere from his antics. I don't think the UTPD caught him in the act, but after he stopped, everyone knew who it was, so he was first taken to be bitched-out by the Head Resident (the HR wanted their pound of flesh) before being expelled. Lulz.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
3rd Floor Jester East - Once I found out that the football players didn't get breakfast in their special dining hall (only lunch & dinner was served in the football players' dining hall - no breakfast) and had awesome breakfasts served to them in the 2nd floor of the Jester dining hall, I ate breakfast in 2nd Floor in Jester, and never had breakfast anywhere else again. The burger patties in the Andrews dining hall were freshly flame-broiled (and not put in the cold, brown, unknown liquid that Jester & Kinsolving put them in--- ugh), so unless I felt like getting a baked potato from Kinsolving's dining hall, I usually ate lunch/dinner in Andrews. I knew about Andrews' dining hall because in the mid-60s while attending The University, Dad used to work as a cook in Andrews dining hall. He loved it; it allowed him to park on campus every day. He still tells me about things that the girls did to the eggs he'd make that was even worse than dumping ketchup on them. Lulz. I never tried Simkins' cafeteria, but I ate Saigon Eggrolls a ton, from any of the locations: 24th & Speedway (or sometimes over by Littlefield Fountain), 26th & Speedway, or on The Drag near The Co-Op. I miss Saigon Eggrolls!- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Ricky Churchman and John Hagy say Hello.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Can he catch the ball reliably? Does he fumble a bunch? Can he pass-pro (pass protect)? Inquiring minds want to know! Lulz.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
Phonetically, it's [BOH mis ter]. Or "Bow and arrow" from your choices.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
So you're saying, it'll be just like the Memorial Stadium games (It wasn't DKR until '96.) I attended in the 70s, 80s, and 90s will just have The University of Texas Longhorn Band playing at stoppages, and no DJ, no blazing-overdriven loud dance-music for women to keep them from saying, "I'm boooored!" and leaving, no annoying loud advertisements? It'd help enormously if a good Wally Pryor impersonater ran the PA. ----"George.... George Soros. Please report to the stadium office." FUCKING SIGN ME UP, THEN! Lulz.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
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- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
Somebody on here already called him, "Jake" and not "Jack," so people will call him whatever they want, and Bob's your uncle. Lulz.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
Phonetically, it's [BOH mis ter].- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
And futureman. Lulz.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
And RC kept saying Lechler was a "gud aggy". Lulz.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Correct. We stuffed his ass.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
"Bow Mister" is the pronunciation of the NHL hockey defenseman Jay Bouwmeester (no relation), so I bet you say it the same.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
Because you fucked yourself first, dipshit. - Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Clemson's Ass
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