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BachelorTrek

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  1. BOTH Laura and Molly, at the same time. Lulz.
  2. Wing-T
  3. So it's the "I'd pee in her butt" thread? Lulz.
  4. Well, since it can't be Cougar High to cough up a game against Montana, Texas getting Revenge for 1977 would be SWEET!
  5. Symbol: SJIM - Inverse Cramer ETF Lulz.
  6. Why couldn't Stockton make shitty back-foot throws when we were playing him? FFS
  7. New year, Cramer got a new ad deal.
  8. BUY! BUY! BUY! SELL! SELL! SELL! BOOYAH! Lulz.
  9. That name reminds of the Mele Kalikimaka we just had. Lulz.
  10. neuter dumb seems to have a kicker who knows how to kick, too.
  11. Fucking Jason White syndrome all over again. 😡
  12. "I know."
  13. Can't help but think had OUR game had a delay, we would've been told "No" and "Too bad". Why the Hell aren't ALL the CFP games on the same day, then? Oh, that's right! Fairness takes a back seat to maximizing TV ratings! It's already not "fair"--- 4 CFP games over 2 days instead of having all the 4 CFP games on the same day. Why do they care about being "fair" now?? What a load of Horseshit!
  14. Glad we don't have to face Gabriel again, who could have gone Superman all over us again like he did at Mobilehoma. Luckily, no one asked that ohio school to wear Longhorn jerseys, or Gabriel might've put on his cape. We've played Howard, we know what he does, and we've beaten his dumb ass before! We already have a jump on beating the shit outta Howard and his hill of beans. Lulz.
  15. Where's the obligatory pic of the oh state broad smoking the cigar at? Lulz.
  16. I know it was "Alice," but my family always referred to it as "Mel's Diner". I think I watched the "One Day At A Time" sitcom more often. Valerie Bertinelli and Shelley Fabares were worth watching all day back then, too. Lulz.
  17. She wears hoops like that because she knows where her ankles go. Lulz.
  18. Counterpoint The Alan Parsons Project aggy got tarred & feathered! Lulz.
  19. https://www.youtube.com/live/EMdk_HFt7DI
  20. Including the refs giving socal a delay penalty--letting aggy D players walk back & forth "substituting" (but really just doing it to run out the play clock) where the refs wouldn't let socal snap the ball because aggy needed years to "substitute" fully. socal ran the TD pass on the next play, but elk/aggy knew exactly what they were doing. That substitution rule needs to be changed so defenses can't just fuck around with guys running indecisively on and off the field forever to cause an offensive delay-of-game penalty when the offense's sub took 5 seconds or less to complete.
  21. My countdown timer just said 20 minutes now. Lulz.
  22. There's bound to be an Twitter/X space of their despair. I laughed for 45 minutes straight for that Mobilehoma X space earlier tonight.
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