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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7
Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source
What the fuck is this shit?
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2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:
hopefully he’s just using Roach for a nice raise. He deserves it, and he knows we’re in throw our fucking weight around mode.
We'll see but makes sense. Would potentially cut against Sark's ties to SoCal. Motivatation to keep him in Austin.
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1 minute ago, wood said:
If I knew which page to look at to find out, I would, but I don't, so ... who is "Monkey"? Thanks in advance..
Sigh. Here we go. Banks's gf, poleassassin_ (on IG) has a pet monkey (also on IG) who was a Bama fan but will now be a Texas fan. Football support staff is making him some tiny chaps and a miniature cowboy hat as we speak. Plan is to have him ride Bevo out of the tunnel at Sark's first game.
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Nahlin finally dropped the hammer on Urban boys. It's over. Hope he takes SIL to Jacksonville and Ewers comes home.
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We are witnessing the weaponization of Texas. We've unfurled our Banks-sized wang and will be helicoptering all over the country whipping the best corches and 'croots to Austin.
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19 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:
Love the not so subtle NC trophies in the background
Me thinks CDC saw us shitting on the 15 year old St. David’s banner and 1984 podium from the last presser. Definitely an upgrade.
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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
I wonder who fed him that info...
My money on the monkey. He wants the fuck outta Bama.
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Off topic, but so is the snake bullshit.
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Just now, clapclapclap said:
We're never going to have a DC again.
ALL GAS NO BRAKES.
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Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:
That Arnett has had no contact with Sark.
No, Nahlin says OB's report that Sark has not been in contact with Arnett is absolutely wrong.
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1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:
Pruitt does sound far fetched. Unless Sark knows something about him being let go very soon, I can’t believe he’d wait until the Tennessee stuff is over to hire a DC.
Tennessee just hired Kevin Steele in an as-yet unnamed role during a supposed hiring freeze, and the assumption is Pruitt is out. Question is whether he'll be too tarred up by the investigation stuff for Texas to consider, assuming he's done at Tenn.
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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:I’m not even a boob man- which is a shame bc my wife has a huge rack
Rules.
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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:
I distinctly recall thinking that Strong had an utter lack of ability to string two sentences together, but figured it would be "fine" because his Louisville teams showed he had a real nose for talent. I recall being very impressed by Herman's (especially in comparison to Strong's) and thinking that he said all the right things.
No Katfid though?
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21 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
NSIAP - Nahlin on Coaching hires:
Say trilateral commission one more time and see what happens.
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Just now, CBHorn said:
Mike Roach soc confirmed
Heard he put his cb in on Sark to Texas just this evening.
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7 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:
Semi-serious question: Is there anyone on the Texas football beat that surly doesn't have a hate boner for? I get the hate for FCB because, well, fuck him, but in the past few days I've read that Taylor Estes is a useless bitch, Mike Roach is a fucking hack who doesn't know the first thing about recruiting, Cedric Golden, Brian Davis, and Kirk Bohls are incompetent assclowns who just makes shit up, etc. I'm frankly not informed enough to have an opinion one way or the other, but I'm curious if there's anyone that isn't universally loathed.
No
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23 minutes ago, fakepunt said:
Nevermind. I suck. It appears to be random ads or something..
I saw the same thing, but it looks like it’s just an advertisement related to their national championship. I didn’t realize Banks had only been there three years so that’s something.
Welcome aboard. That’s your one mulligan. Next time you fuck up you’ll wake up at midnight with @futureman doing things you’d never imagine in your worst nightmare.
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16 minutes ago, hobbs said:
3. clearly
4. Aight
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5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
Feeling a lot better about it now for some reason
It’s the bourbon. At least that worked for me.
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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:Ha. I admitted to the stupidity of Texas and its penchant for such behaviors, so I'm not "acting as if" anything can't happen. The "cross" line was a joke that some picked up.
We should place a bet though. I think this is a hill you and I should die on, for sure. We could do avatar replacements, money, board banishments forever, some other digital feat of stupidity or instability, you name it.
How big are your fists?
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4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:
The CTJ/Eltife jet has been in Miami since about 8'clock night of the 7th, so that's a safe assumption.
Any intel on whether said jet has a stripper pole?
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20 minutes ago, GeoffE said:
It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?
Huh. Id’a guessed chunky monkey.
Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
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Seems like it has to be. We already cucked the fuck out of Ash. Can’t be him.