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  1. Take this for what it’s worth - aggy linebackers coach Brad Peveto played at SMU during the “Pony Excess” days of Bobby Collins.
    I thought that name was familiar. How many hookers did HE kill while at SMU?
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  2. Why did yall idoits start another aggy thread? One is more than enough.

     

    Anyway I posted this on THE aggy thread and now I gotta post it on this hear reeedundant thred.

    Here it comes...

     

    Uh oh.

     

     

    Lawsuit accuses TAMU of anti-male bias in sexual assault case

     

     

     

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11039

     

    This was the pic on the page with the story.

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    Stupid bitch prolly didnt know to baaaa before the buttsecs.

     

     

     

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  3. "Joe Paterno, a future piece of human shit who covered up child rape by one of his friends in order to maintain order within his regime at Penn State, whined endlessly about the slight for years. "

    Joe Paterno, a future piece of human shit?

    FUTURE?

    Joe Paterno was NOT a FUTURE piece of human shit at that time
    Not at all. Future that is. He was a piece of shit through and through long before 1969.

    Roast in hell Jopa ya scumbag pile of dogshit.

  4. I generally loathe childish nicknames for people and places (t sips, Lubuttock, etc), but the term “aggy” really does fit. For example, the fact that the Ags got the three seed in a four team baseball tournament and to a man were adamant that they were clearly superior to Texas is so very aggy. I just saw a guy on TexAgs who with regards to Texas vs Aggie baseball said, “The hunters have become the hunted” after we on the Austin regional. Aggy. So unbelievably aggy. Remember, Reggie McNeal was better than VY, Steve McGee was better than Colt McCoy, Courtney Lewis was better than Cedric Benson, Terrence Murphy was better than Roy Williams, Jaxson Appel was better than Michael Huff, and so on and so forth. It’s all so unbelievably aggy that even I can’t deny the validity of the term.
    Well "aggy" is a parody of aggy's silly "tu" nincompoopery. Was coined on hf long long ago in a galaxy far far away.

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  5. Who do you want leading your team as a college QB? The mumble mouthed god Tim Tebow? Pimple-faced, meth smoking Nazi warlord Johnny Manziel? The prima donna Matt Leinart? The borderline illiterate and egomaniacal Cam Newton? Cross eyed Sam Bradford? Or this giant ball of charisma:

     

     

    I will take this guy..

     

     

     

    Fuck Jeff Fisher, fuck the Texans.

     

  6. Mama Mia, Love Actually, Eraserhead.

    And Princess Bride. Saw that one in pieces at the infection doc in the waiting room after I stepped on a three prong cultivator and drove it through my second toe on my right foot and got a bone infection. Was wtf is this shit? Finally got to see it in its entirety and it was brilliant. Iocaine powder bitches.

    Rocky Horror Pitcure Show, saw it at the Riverside Theatre in on of the first midnight showings of it (so early that the audience dressing up and acting out the movie had not started yet) and was what in the hell is this shit? Then saw it a couple of more times and realized it was brilliant. It's just a jump to the left. Sarandon's tits are a national treasure.

    Lebowski. Total wtf first viewing. Nhilists pissing on rugs? white russians? Bowling? Guy in a wheelchair? Flying chick? Smashing a corvette outside a house with an iron lung in it? Genius movie on further viewings.

    Zoolander. Zoolander2.

    Gangbang Girls 14.

    Starshit Troopers. Do you want to know more?

    Harold and Kumar go to White castle.


  7. Good to see you back, you big nutjob.

    Been moving and blew out a disc in my back. Fucking sciatic nerve got pinched and made the inside front quad cramp like a motherfucker. Pain city. Hard to post bent over to take the pressure off. Disc swelling is finally going down. Had to ride to the er in an ambulance. Got morphine and everything. Pain was screaming bad. Er gave me hydrocodone and prednisone and a steroid shot and muscle relaxers and that started the healing. Fucking florida passed a law changing who could hand out opiods. Gotta be a fucking "pain specalist" went into effect may 1. May 15 I blow out my back lifting a bag of potting soil and my gp cant give me pain meds? Fuck that shit. Anyway lifted a whole ton of shit moving today. Got most all the furniture out of the rent house. Two men and a truck are badass. Taking lyrica for the pain and it seems to work. Going to physical therapy tomorrow to strengthen my back as reccoed by the spine orthopedic doc I went to. No pain today good shit.

     

    Anyway any movie with Sarah Jessica Parker in it.

     

    Hey Bueller ya might want to get one of these for the wife.

     

    https://www.thumpermassager.com/massagers/equine-pro/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-7rbh6LO2wIVDsfjBx03rgo-EAEYASAAEgKT-PD_BwE

     

    OU sucks, fuck aggy, fuck the swine.

     

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