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Posts posted by MrPhlegm
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Herman: derp derp Lets run a screen pass the short side derp derp. High probability says we run it to the long side so Im Herman and I am smarter. They wint expect us to run the play to the short side. derp derpHey you cowards negging me. Step up and quote me or say something in defense. Ok? Stop being pussies and hiding behind a clicknope. did I fuck your fiance? pre-med maybe?Yeah thats what they call me back here sailor ; )Anyway, if any of you cock suckers are downtown i'll buy you a beer. Fuck all this typing shit. Hook emWtf so many cock suckers negged ne. Pussies. hahahaWill are fan base always be this big of pussies? My neg count will prove it : )Yep. Made my point. Our fan base, pussiesAny of you woman, oh meant guys that negged me want to meet downtown tomorrow and show what you are worth then we can meet tomorrow. I'll most likely buy you a beer but if you have problems or an attitude I will take you outside.Hmm. No takers? only pussies that hide behind a keyboard eh?hehe whats wrong with being stupid? I just want someone to come out and plaaaaayy
yo hampsterpenis aggy boy posting mindless drivel is MY JOB ON HERE. you have no power here go on back to texags aggy boy before someone drops a house on YOU.hehe you mad bro? Come drink a beer with me downtown?
so gargle cats balls and fuck off.-
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josh heupeuelelel will be available soon.
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for nowWill go down as the worst HC in SEC history.-
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as for me I hated it.
tom should have
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KICKED!!!
and gone to onertime.
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ACTING!motherfuckers. go rewatch the play and the players and coaches reactions. shit was not intentional. also look at the below clip with tom admitting it wasn't intentional. if this doesn't shut up the intentional myth, then we have some gullible ass people.
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were you driving?sorry for your lossyou must be a brit aggy.
brits do that all the time around the greater orlando area. crash into the numerous lakes around here.
when we first got here in 98 some brits dissappeared after a night of datw at epcot. 5 years later after a drought they were found in a lake in celebration after the water level dropped and the top of their rental car appeared in the lake.
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he had BAYLOR grad on?Here ya go aggy....our own visitor to Austin "real" feedback: (from The Daily Texan and the visit of Jimmy FallonA few months ago, Jimmy Fallon didn’t know what “hook ‘em” was. Now, he’s on campus and ready to party.
For the first time in the show’s history, “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” is filming on a college campus to an all-student audience. The show, airing on Thursday, will feature Matthew McConaughey, Chip and Joanna Gaines and Gucci Mane.
The Daily Texan sat down to talk with Fallon about why he chose UT and what he’s been up to upon arriving in Austin.
Daily Texan: So, why did you pick UT to be the first University to do a show at?
Jimmy Fallon: I saw you guys on an ESPN (College) GameDay or something and I was like, "What's the deal with UT? They look like a really fun school." And everyone was like "Oh man, Hook ‘em Horns." I was like, I really don't even really know what that is because I don't know about college sports, so I had to learn. But I was like, maybe let’s take the show on the road and go to a college, because our biggest fans are 18-year-olds and in college. We wanted to come and say thank you for watching and supporting our show. So then I said, "How about UT?" And the producers were like, that's the best, we should ask them and just float it out there, see if they like the idea. Immediately we heard back from the president, he was like "Dude, we'll roll out the red carpet." Honestly, we were so excited. We didn't even ask any other schools. This is our first and only choice. If this goes well, we'll take it to other schools, but there's nothing planned yet.
DT: I saw you say on some promo videos that you're bringing the party to Austin. Has Austin returned that favor by bringing the party to you?
JF: Yeah. Oh, my goodness. It is insane. This place has been a nonstop party. We've only been here a couple days, and I'm already losing my voice because we're screaming, yelling. I think the food is awesome. The music scene is great. But the people are just the nicest, most welcoming community. Everyone's like, "Yo, Jimmy go to this place. Jimmy you have to go blah blah like, here, you want a beer? You want that? Can I buy this?" And I was like, "No, I'll pay for stuff." I love to pay for stuff. Last night, I went to The White Horse and someone taught me how to two-step. It was really fun. It's opening my eyes to new things.
DT: So, was The White Horse your favorite place last night?
JF: Yeah … well, I will say Hole in the Wall is an experience that not many people have, and they should just to check out the bathrooms alone. I took photos in there; I took selfies. On a break during shooting they were like, "You got to see the women's room." There's two toilets next to each other, no walls, no stalls. I'm like, "Wow, I've never seen anything like that in my lifetime." It was just a really great bar. You go to a place and you can feel if the place has good bones, and that place has good bones. You know there's a lot of good times happening in that place. I think if I was a college kid, I would love to go there. Even now, I would actually love to go there. I'm 45, I probably would stick out like a sore thumb.
DT: What has your favorite UT experience been?
JF: Getting to see the Tower and see how big this campus is. The school I went to was so small. I barely had a basketball court. You have a stadium that holds 100,000 people. That is insane. You're so lucky to have that. This is amazing to have this much opportunity. It's so beautiful here. Everyone's so nice, and everyone seems to be really proud of their school. I have my burnt orange T-shirts I've been wearing, and I got a football jersey from the president. So expect to get a loss this weekend when I play for the team. (The announcers will) be like a first man injured, comedian Jimmy Fallon, his head popped off.
DT: Can you tell us what UT’s own personal celebrity Matthew McConaughey is going to be doing on the show?
JF: He's a smart guy. I love him. He has been a great guest on our show before. He loves Texas and UT so much. I mean, honestly, he was one of the reasons too, we were watching College GameDay and he came on. He was singing “The Eyes of Texas” and Hook ‘em Horns and I was like, "Oh, this is fun." He's a good egg. I like that guy. So we'll have fun with him and just show how much he loves the school (and) loves Texas. It'll be a nice little kind of love letter. I'm going to go shoot a little piece with him just to show that he's a professor here. And I'm going to maybe take a test with him, and hopefully, all my answers will be alright, alright, alright.
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amazing. a thought eh?the thought occurred to me that A&M didn't really run away from us when they left the B12 for the SEC
they were running away from Tech
whatever aggy. no yall weren't running away fro mean ol big brother Texas yall were running away from tech. yeah riiiiiiight. a PERFECT aggy thought. whoop aaaaaaa.
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sorry for your lossIt's kind of a sad anniversary today. Eleven years ago today, four Aggies drowned in a tragic auto accident. The pickup truck they were riding in crashed through a wall into a retaining pond and they drowned before they could get the tailgate down.-
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aggy space suit?aggy spacesuit fan?-
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nope. his job is to feed the monkey.as long as he knows how to jam an inanimate carbon rod where it's needed-- and you know an Aggie does indeed know about jamming rods-- he can carry his weight
being a aggy whippersnapper you probably never heard it.
companion joke...
aggy is sending a rocket fully of aggy astronauts to the sun.
but won't they burn up?
aggy astronaut, 'we are going at night. whoop'.
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vandy lulz
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in other words he's perfect for USFIIRC someone from Louisville posted a warning on TOS to expect things like this. He's not a good sideline coach. Recruiter, maybe. Position coach, maybe. Coordinator, maybe. That's his ceiling. -
wat?We need a hungry coach that knows how to eat.-
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naw. mensa said ehlinger and the oline talked him into it. whatever. it allowed us to run the clock down to .03 and not have to kick off after the fg.Lol bitching about the illegal formation call. Shit was intentional you fucktards. Mensa went mensa. -
my shits comin out my ass. found some 6 year old albertsons margarita mix in the freezer and mixed it up with some wray and nephew rum ( wife drank the last of the tequila. got to go to the liquor store tomorrow and replenish supply) and drank it during the game. apparently albertsons makes their margarita mix out of that stuff they give you to drink before a colonoscopy.Has Baylor played OU and LSU you dumb cunt.?
Some of you need to go back read this game thread and read some of the shit that comes out of your mouths. You’re an embarrassment to the fan base.
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ok. OU SHOULD QUICK KICK MORE!46 posts on this page with 33 complaining about officiating. Wahhhhh
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lulz mensa said ehlinger and the o line talked him into itwell it DID allow him to run the clock down to three seconds so it may have been deliberate. -
well it DID allow him to run the clock down to three seconds so it may have been deliberate.So the Mensa guy had 6 guys in the backfield? 5-D chess, bro.-
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his moms a zombie donchaknow
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wtf I can't see her split beaverFG TIGERS -
Earl is wrong.
what we need is to quick kick more often.-
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