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MrPhlegm

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  1. thats wat all the monkey references
  2. you WILL see this again
  3. he's gonna keep the bama logo?
  4. jax gots WHATABURGER. Jax is also a shithole full of drunken sailors and their whores. also there will be a Bucees in Daytona Beach soon.
  5. it dont make a shit
  6. everybody loves mango
  7. you can have your chicken tacos al carbon any way you want. I dont care what the restaurant calls em or you call em or what shit filler the restaurant serves with em. at least they still call fish tacos fish tacos. fish fajitas? fuuuuuuck. here endeth the lesson. ps I blame the ex students assn. for the popularity of fajitas. only messicans and me and my roommates ate em. and then the ex students ass. began serving them before and after games. proper fajitas with no peppers and onions. just pico to go with. and they took off all the fucking gringos started eating them. and then the hilton on town lake started serving them with the fucking peppers not a proper pepper mind you fucking yankee ass BELL PEPPERS (its an OUTRAGE bell peppers) not something mexican like a poblano noooooo bell peppers and onions. and then chicken. not thighs, breasts dried out tasteless breasts. blech. hook'em
  8. beef diaphram muscle. not ribeye not sirloin not filet not round steak. and you better cut em ACROSS THE GRAIN or they will be tough. and NO grilled peppers or onions. that shit is filler the hilton threw in to cut the cost of meat. proper fajitas id served with pico de gallo. been doing fajitas since '74. picked it up from my meskin roomate. paid $0.59 a pound then now it is north of $9 a pound bastards.
  9. ohhh a self referential post. cool
  10. it wasn't yellow. and it kept kosher so no dogs. penn gillete has it in a LARGE jar in fromaldehyde in his study in vegas.
  11. prosecco $4.50 a fifth at costco. its tasty
  12. shucking the rubes
  13. yes! cant get those in orlando. gotta make my own. fortunately i got the recipes
  14. italian. not native merican
  15. it IS NOT fajitas. fajitas is the diaphram muscle of the bovine. the name you want is chicken tacos al carbon. no shrimp fajitas either.
  16. uncle miltie had an anaconda attached to his groinal area.
  17. why is it wearing a mask. idoit
  18. no such thing as chicken fajitas. ug nasty.
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