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MrPhlegm

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  1. they are shutting it down completely. everwhere.
  2. mayo? mayo is for french fries. mustard is for burgers. kechup is for well done steaks.
  3. we'd be flooded with guns just like we're flooded with drugs. gun control dont work.
  4. indeed. and she had a real nice butt.
  5. I got it. when the barber asks to touch them up I go what the fuck. DO NOT TOUCH THEM. these are my grandpa frnka's eyebrows.
  6. yes. it amazes me that people will put that shit in their skin. I've had one since 4th grade. playing eraser tag. ran into a pencil sticking out of a seat bag. stuck in my right shin actually to the right of my right of my right shin in the meat. I pulled it out and it left a black dot. had it ever since. wore shorts working at disney with it visible. violation of costuming rules. lulz. eff you disney!
  7. Turns out Doris Day was a wild woman not at all like her public personna.
  8. YES THEY DO. not necessarily from the shot but they die. if you wear a mask you WILL DIE!
  9. aggy is NEVER capitalized. FAIL!
  10. wait, I thought Elton John was The Queen of England.
  11. RIP DMX RIP Prince Phillio RIP Anne Beats OU sucks! heres your pitures
  12. puritans at disney? you dont know any college program ladies do you? holy crap the parties in cp housing!
  13. Prince Phillip is not dead he's pining for the fijords.
  14. oh its real. that toombstone is next to w.c.fields' in la. like I said the stupid cunt's not too bright. Harry is going to the funeral ho bag not invited.
  15. naw. he's gonna lie in state. nobody gonna visit tho.
  16. she was giving him a blow job with her stunning tits out when he passed!
  17. he's not in the ground yet. got to lay in state in a bunch of buildings yet. stupid cunt.
  18. at gregory I and my friend were asked to please be quiet as he was trying to study. we redoubled our volume. sheesh.
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