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DejaVu

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  1. 2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    How many of y’all have come home to find your MIL passed out in your favorite chair, spread eagled and nude, with a huge bush staring you in the face? When I say huge bush I’m talking a young Demi Moore bush, except on an old lady with a huge c-section scar and gash that Hope Solo would be envious of.

     

    I still have nightmares, and it’s been over ten years.

    I came home to my BIL having sex with my sister on the couch on the night before Thanksgiving. Does that count? They were staying in the guest room, for pete’s sake. Why find the need to defile my couch? 

    It made for a bit of an awkward meal the next day. 

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  2. 2 hours ago, Deej said:

    Meh, seems a bit Henry Lee Lucas. I'd be willing to bet his total is in single digits.

     

    You seem super disappointed that he probably didn’t kill lots more people. 

  3. 12 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

    The only bizjet that left Lawrence in the last 2 hours per flightradar24 is descending into Colorado Springs right now. Air Force coach? Nah, probably shoes for the bball team.

    I bet it was to interview Jedd Fisch, the Rams assistant. The Rams were practicing at the Air Force Academy. 

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