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Posts posted by smoothlonghorn
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49 minutes ago, Mole said:
Super secret double post.
Seems like, something, something, would say....
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1 hour ago, Bevo said:
It’s ok to touch your face if your hands are clean and you haven't been touching your penis.
I want you to think about what you've done, Kent, and from now on...stop playing with yourself.
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For any that decide to jump in and pick Dortmund due to American players/whatever, prepare to be kicked in the dick repeatedly by Bayern...sincerely, BVB
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3 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:
COVID-19 got Surly???
Nah, the site just took a short nap on the side of the road for a couple of hours near Bruceville-Eddy...
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My "furlough" started last week...but I don't have a good feeling about them bringing us back (local government entity/school sales, so it could be a while before they are functioning again from a Purchasing perspective).
Of course, that pales in comparison to some of the other stuff going on out there--positive thoughts for you and your coworkers friends and family, AUS-97
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At this point I have no idea if RayDog is a bit or not, but either way I appreciate the levity to what is a completely f***ed situation...
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26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:
I had to switch docs and we got to the "habits" part of the appointment.
"Do you smoke?" "No."
"Do you drink?" "Yes."
"Do you drink occasionally or most every day?" "Oh, almost every day."
<surprised look>
"Do you consume 2 or more drinks every day?" <laughter on my part> "Uh, yeah, probably twice that most days and more on weekends."
At that point he just kind of stared at me and say something like "you know, I think I actually believe you, which is extremely rare when I ask these questions."
"Hey doc, don't forget to run the liver test."
Unrelated (I think) to everything going on recently, I have been to see a doctor more frequently than normal over the past few months...
"Hey, I'm just going to be honest with you--let's not recommend/prescribe anything that would cause concern about liver function. Just looking out for us both...."
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I don't think it's appropriate to quote anything to the interested parties in case they decide to delete later, but in a thread about thousands dead due to a weird pandemic I would not think it possible to dial up the crazy any higher. And yet, like so many have said, here we are....
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8 hours ago, Stunns38 said:
I’ll have this staying there fuck home too.
This was great for a couple of reasons, including an appearance by ole Billy redface, with hair!
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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
I read this article the other day and also watched Dr. David Price's video.
@ChiTownDoc, thoughts?
Penelope, sorry (obviously) not ChiTownDoc, but wanted to specifically mention this--I think it was Good Morning America that had a doctor on this morning and part of their summary was spread is primarily via person-to-person airborne/aerosol contact. I thought that was interesting because Dr. Price's information is definitely being shared a lot on the internet right now. Sorry, not much to add other than there doesn't seem to be much consensus/consistent messaging out right now.
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"Can Pancho actually get liquor delivered?" isn't quite the new "they canceled the Houston rodeo"...but we are trying....
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1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:
I just cancelled my flight and hotel for the draft weekend. Sucks.
Moonshine shot(s) to soothe the pain? Too soon?
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I think that play-by-play reminded me that I haven't laughed in a week, and not like that in a long time--many thanks and kudos, AG. Times like this remind me the need to be more active so I can give out more rep...
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3 minutes ago, Continental Op said:
He sounds like me trying to talk after finishing a 5k.
Or a few Jell-O shots...I kid!
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Previously my wife became so interested in my interest in Shaggy/Surly, she started reading some threads, including this one. After these gems last night, she told me I was cleared to post:
Me: Gives overview of the Corona thread and general escalation of craziness/outbreak
Her: "I don't know why we're not just giving people the Corona shot?" Me (having not heard anything about this): "What?!? There's a shot for Coronavirus?!?" Her: "Well, yeah, we've been giving it to dogs for years!" (yes, folks, there is a Canine Coronavirus vaccine/shot, and yes, that was the thinking here). And later...
Me: Gives overview of the crazy Corey Feldman situation and movie "showing" allegedly detailing the abuse of him and Corey Haim
Her: "Huh. Well, has Corey Haim said what he thinks about all of this?" Me: "I give up"
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Just when I think a 58-page thread on Zach Smith is ridiculous, Surly proves me wrong...
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Not sure how appropriate it is to post from another thread, but an inadvertent lol from the Kobe thread...
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[Vince]Guys, PLEASE stop letting family get involved in your business affairs. K? Thnx, bai[/Young]
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“Arizona was squatting on those plays”....well, I guess that’s one way to put it.
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Thoughts and condolences, Skipper. I know based on some of your posts, you were particularly close. Good Girl, Carly...
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Off to the Surly start that I would expect (and know and love). Ida, I am as far from an expert as there could be, but in my limited experience (and attempt at a somewhat serious answer), fat-side up has always made a significant difference in keeping the meat (all types) more tender and flavorful. <Insert my/South Austin's mom joke here>
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LULZ: On Keontay-Sam "heated" discussion (after surprised look) "That's news to me."
Edit: sorry, bigup--I should have known you'd get that covered!
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If any of you experts happened to see/hear it, could the Prosecution bringing up "sudden passion" during sentencing closing be an issue? Sounds like it was in the charge, but Defense was upset because they did not mention it.
Side note: Kudos and a thank you to all the contributors on this thread--lots of useful information the past few days...
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Yet another exhibit in why one of my mantras is "Don't say or do anything that would piss off Surly...ever."
P.S. Oh, and Scholz's palpable disdain for LSU in every post is making me laugh--kudos...
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Texas Re-Opening Announced
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J-O-D-Y..J-O-D-Y...J-O-D-Y Davissss. Damn, we're getting old...