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Bill Brasky

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  1. 28 minutes ago, Archer said:

    1. Monday night graduation... WTF. Luckily I got out of it to stay home and doctor the dog. 

     

    2. Graduation cards for Pre-K and K. Seriously what is the accomplishment, not peeing your pants? 

    2.  it is an accomplishment for me 

  2. A/c was showing signs that it was about to go out last.  So she decided to do a bunch of laundry and run the dryer all night.  A/c finally drops dead this morning.  It is 85 inside.  She is on the leather couch under a blanket bitching that it is too hot.  Well no fucking shit sherlock.  

  3. I used to write my own paychecks. Overly zealous bank teller thought it was suspicious for some reason that the signature on the front side of the check matched the signature on the back side of the check.  Teller goes to the back and calls the business phone number on the check and asks to speak to the manager but I'm not there because I'm at the bank, but the employee gives them my cell number.  So I'm in the lobby of the bank while the teller calls my cell phone from the back to ask me if the check was legit.   Fucking retard.   

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