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DaggerHorns

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  1. Well, here’s the punchline, and it’s great.

    So, all this hullabaloo about the motherfucking inspector not wanting to work on a Friday afternoon, and he pulled an even lazier move for the benefit of everyone.

    He marks everything as complete and send the Certificate of Occupancy through the system.

    He never showed up, he never returned calls, he never even went through the house for his final inspection.

    I have cameras everywhere.

    Thats just fine with me but I underestimated him. Just when I thought he couldn’t be any more worthless, he goes and approves everything without showing up at all.

    Jesus titty fucking tap dancing Christ.

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  2. 8 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

    We can't even hire more lifeguards.

    It's certainly not a lack of tax collection causing these "shortages".    

    Exactly. Also, keep in mind how much permitting and inspections cost. We are paying for them. More inspections is more money.

    This city is so massively fucked in every possible way.

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  3. So…I’ve been building a house for what seems like forever.

    City inspections are a nightmare. I have one last thing which is making sure there’s an access panel in a certain spot for electrical.

    That one item is the last thing needed for Certificate of Occupancy so I can move my family The Weeknd before Thanksgiving week.

    The city inspector doesn’t return calls and told me earlier this week that he only works half days on Fridays because he’s pretty much retired. I called him twice this morning. 
     

    He’s a no show and I can’t move my family in this weekend. What a massive dickhead.

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  4. 7 minutes ago, smuggs said:

    I haven't followed the trial closely so my apologies for asking - did the prosecution say how Yogabitch got into the house? Did she break in or was the door unlocked?

    Got in via downward dog or dying beetle I believe.

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  5. 1 hour ago, bolverk said:

     

    It's nuts how small their population is, but they've had some incredible musicians come out since the late 1980s. Hell, Bell County (Killeen, Temple, Belton) is more populous than Iceland, and what the fuck have they given us in the last 35 years?

     

    Flyleaf

  6. 25 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


    Once it’s touched, he can come back in and touch it right?

    Yes but the receiver must “reestablish themselves” in the field of play. Whatever the fuck that means…

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  7. I was enraged that day, sitting in the Touchdown club full of whiskey and irreverence. I had a pregnant lady in a headlock just wailing on her like Nolan Ryan taking it to Robin Ventura. She was wearing orange. I don’t recall if it was burnt or bright. God help us.

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  8. 20 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

    Still doing the voice dire. Cameras only allowed in courtroom for opening and closing statements. This is a timeline a court tv watcher posted

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    I’m confused. Are they just selling an estimated timeline of events? I’m not familiar with how this site works.

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