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  1. 3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

    You don't bonk Kate Beckinsale. You make sweet, sweet Iove to her. Kate Beckinsale's Iike a fIower. You smeII her. You touch her gentIy. You admire the beauty. You watch it bIossom. And you thank God he created something so perfect.

    Fun fact: Kate once got so mad at a director she was working with that she secretly peed in his water bottle.

     

    Shit, Roma just fapped didn't he.

  2. 12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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    She's all yours.

    I like Cassie and Hannah B. The ginger isn't too shabby.

    I had to look up their names to see who you were talking about. That's how not memorable they aren't.

    Yeah I agree Cassie (Biola virgin #1) is tops, but psycho Alabama Hannah is all yours. She looks good in still pics but we live in 3d reality. And she's crazy, not the good kind.

  3. 17 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

    so, now the 2-1 could be demi vs the cougar, or more likely, the two pageant girls facing off. 

    What's surprising is how not attractive the two pageant girls are. I mean they're pretty enough but if you were to rank the least attractive girls it would be

    1) cougar who looks like a gypsy bag lady

    2) dude-face blonde

    3) 1st runner up Miss USA who kind of has a dude-face herself, and

    4) psycho basket case  Miss Alabama. Bitch had an emotional breakdown when she had to make a toast (she ended up just saying "roll tide" lol)

     

    The two best looking girls are the virgin from Biola University and the other virgin from Biola (never been kissed) who's stirring up shit with bad advice to psycho Miss Alabama.

     

    But it seems like Demi is outsmarting all of them, which I was not expecting.

     

  4. On 7/23/2018 at 9:04 AM, kingkoopa6 said:

    will have better box office numbers than aquaman. bets?

    Aquaman crossed a billion worldwide a little while back. Shazam could be a massive hit and you'd still lose that bet.

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