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  1. Contract incentives.

    1. Beat OU (250,000 per win)

    2. Beat OU by 35 points or more (50,000 per point over a 35 point win)

    3. Win a Conference Championship 200,000 bonus

    4. Win a national championship 1.25 mil bonus

    5. Win a national championship with a QB from the transfer portal from any of the following schools Alabama, Clemson, OSU, North Carolina, OU 200,000 bonus
    6. Go undefeated in the state of Texas get unlimited toppings on any pizza for life

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  2. Today will forever be known as the day Tom Herman butt-fudged the program for eternity.

    So I wrote a little poem to memorialize the event.

    His name is Quinn Ewers
    He put Herman on a skewer.

    Served him up so nicely.
    But CDC claimed it was far too pricey.

    The firing didn’t happen,

     The team is now orange slice snackin

    Now the program is stuck in reverse,

    All because of the Mack Brown curse.

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  3. The definition of insanity is an Athletic Director who’s hell bent on keeping Tom Herman as the head football cyst despite a mountain of evidence that he is not the dude. Tom Herman will not allow you to stay on the gravy train. No amount of fairy juice glazed over Herman is going to make him capable of leading this team to a conference championship or anything more! 

    CDC shake yourself. You were hired to cleanse the filthy bowels of this backed up athletic program! You are earning an F-

  4. Remember that one time in Stillwater back in 2005, when Vince did his thang? That was pretty incredible. I want to watch that game over and over. LHN should do a fund raiser raffle for a chance to win a watch and study film session with VY. (All proceeds will go to the “Can The Herman -Hire the Meyer Fund”)  I enjoy that game more than the rose bowl. 
    oh, and one more thing, Tom Herman is ass.

  5. 18 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

     

    Urban said he loves the thrill of the climb to the mountaintop, he finds it intoxicating.

    Come to Texas and get that 1 last hit Urban.

    Coming to Texas would be like butt funneling a Fentanyl & Cocaine cocktail. CDC please have the Narcan at the ready!

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