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TejasPedro

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  1. Eugenio Suárez deal must absolutely include The Latino Bambino, The Meaner Beaner, The Mexicano Tejano, err… I mean The Hispanic Titanic Ivan Melendez…. Órale!
  2. Would settle for a center fielder with at least a pistol for an arm
  3. “Lightheadedness” from dreaming of being in a bunch of all new HEB Commercials and receiving all those good good H-Town happy endings
  4. Clubhouse DJ is sucking ass this year. i could go for the following, I would be sad to see the big guy go, but we aren’t going to sign him to a long term deal… he eventually gone Yordan, Chas, Brice Matthews, Okert, & Ort for Henderson, O’Hearn, Holliday, Morton, thrown in for all you nostalgic types, and that other Effin pitcher.
  5. Does Dana Brown not have the Baltimore Orioles’ GM’s cell number? They are in sell mode.
  6. we really could use Luis Guillorme right now
  7. Shay is up there swinging like Hermione
  8. “He who must not be named” just got plunked
  9. James Woods, Jason Alexander i feel I’m taking crazy pills over here
  10. Tonight's the night, let's live it up I got my money, let's spend it up Go out and smash it, like, "Oh my God" Jump out that sofa, let's kick it, off
  11. Go Stros????
  12. This season
  13. Josh Bell looking like he was trying to be first in line at the family cookout.
  14. What did TK just say? Sounded kind of racist
  15. We knew who the Athletics were, we knew who they were, and we left them off the hook!
  16. First place was fun and all but this team makes being a front runner extremely uncomfortable
  17. What ever happened to separation of church and State?
  18. Astros love signing old dudes how about JD Martinez?
  19. Brice didn’t want to waste swings in the minors.
  20. I read this while hearing Lindsey Buckingham singing Holiday Road in my head
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