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TejasPedro

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  1. How is someone fired for cheating in the SEC? When you interview for a job in the SEC they say “ I see here you have never been implicated in any violations or ethical dealings how do you plan on changing that?”
  2. Looked as good as the rest of the infield.
  3. Texas better SEC the fuck up fast and in a hurry. We needs big chainz, to win big rangz Long facial hair and 37 pieces of flair.
  4. Augie would have never asked for a review on that play
  5. Augie’s ass chewings hit harder than this teams batters.
  6. Isaiah 41:10 “Do not fear, for I am with you. Do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and I will help you. I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” The Lion’s den of Austin would not scare a true man of faith.
  7. Let’s just call ballgame on the DP era. I’m down for Dan Heefner, all he does is win.
  8. We seriously need a new pitching coach
  9. Chris Beard is always Frank and Ernest with women. In New York he is Frank and Chicago he is Ernest
  10. That fella whose head was found had a note attached to the ear It read, I ain’t got no body!
  11. If RT was Asian those glasses would make more sense, and the moody center would have that strange fish sauce aroma
  12. So far this spring Bregman is hitting like a real shiksa. He is going to leave a lot of silver on the table if he doesn’t figure it out.
  13. That mentality is going to keep RT and DP comfortable for another three years isn’t it? No swinging dick coach gives two shits about what happened to the last loser ass hat. They are tossing the nameplate on the door in the trash or saving it as a souvenir.
  14. Blummer said they don’t like running, to be fair they are only paid hundreds of millions… so
  15. Let’s Go! It’s only spring but f’ it. Need a sports team to get excited about. Don’t want to pump sunshine want to watch a game and believe I am watching a quality product.
  16. Who rapes harder Baylor or the Big12 Refs?
  17. Fire all coaches that blow leads across all sports, so sick of this crap.
  18. Hakeem Olajuwon Clyde Drexler Beny Anders Reed Gettys Larry Micheaux Micheal Young
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