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TejasPedro

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  1. He actually tore his Cuerda de Jamón? Mijo ju hab tu estreesh before ju cans runs
  2. Offensive coordinators in the SEC may want to consider putting their teams on birth control. Teams we play this year are most definitely going home pregnant. They are going to find out real quick, this D fucks!
  3. All the bullshit players we have had all season and we can’t sign Yulieski? He is the muse Yordan needs to be around.
  4. Eugenio Suárez deal must absolutely include The Latino Bambino, The Meaner Beaner, The Mexicano Tejano, err… I mean The Hispanic Titanic Ivan Melendez…. Órale!
  5. Would settle for a center fielder with at least a pistol for an arm
  6. “Lightheadedness” from dreaming of being in a bunch of all new HEB Commercials and receiving all those good good H-Town happy endings
  7. Clubhouse DJ is sucking ass this year. i could go for the following, I would be sad to see the big guy go, but we aren’t going to sign him to a long term deal… he eventually gone Yordan, Chas, Brice Matthews, Okert, & Ort for Henderson, O’Hearn, Holliday, Morton, thrown in for all you nostalgic types, and that other Effin pitcher.
  8. Does Dana Brown not have the Baltimore Orioles’ GM’s cell number? They are in sell mode.
  9. we really could use Luis Guillorme right now
  10. Shay is up there swinging like Hermione
  11. “He who must not be named” just got plunked
  12. James Woods, Jason Alexander i feel I’m taking crazy pills over here
  13. Tonight's the night, let's live it up I got my money, let's spend it up Go out and smash it, like, "Oh my God" Jump out that sofa, let's kick it, off
  14. Josh Bell looking like he was trying to be first in line at the family cookout.
  15. What did TK just say? Sounded kind of racist
  16. We knew who the Athletics were, we knew who they were, and we left them off the hook!
  17. First place was fun and all but this team makes being a front runner extremely uncomfortable
  18. What ever happened to separation of church and State?
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