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TejasPedro

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  1. Is it time to bring back the Disastros or the Lastros moniker? Oh how the mighty have fallen. It seriously sucks to have to go back to the really bad years of watching Houston Astros baseball. At least Hunter Pence was a decent person eve though that team lost 100 plus games. Note to Astros management: if you need to figure out what to do or decisions to make, ask Jeff Bagwell and then go do the exact fucking opposite thing.
  2. Blanco needs to open his own car wash. Blanco Lavado de Autos!
  3. Dana Brown pitched a hell of a game last night. He called a great one too. Hitting two home runs didn’t hurt his batting average either. Dana also caught that line drive in foul territory that almost took that fan out. He fried a hell of a corn dog too.
  4. Did our interpreter bet against Blanco and the Astros? That would have been the smart play.
  5. Not asking to go undefeated, just asking to not suck big ol’ donkey balls.
  6. Wow 4th game of the season and you have already hit Kübler-Ross’ final stage of grief -acceptance. Dana Brown you are a turdburger look at what you have done to us.
  7. Damn you Espada, I believed in you!
  8. Review is done in NY. I hate Everything New York. Broadway Musicals The Bronx Shitty subways
  9. Dusty Baker was complacent in his vapid attitude towards being the bougie complaisant manager for a fraudulent organization.
  10. Our hitting coach is Snitkering all the way to the bank!
  11. Was Hader a Red Herring? Did Crane and Brown just play an entire fanbase?
  12. The Houston Astros in 2024 FECKLESS
  13. How are the Sabrecats or the Roughnecks doing? Which Chinese knockoff jersey should I buy a Sabrecats or Roughnecks?
  14. I think the Astros need to dip into the college ranks and grab a veteran pitching coach. Someone that might be looking for a fresh start
  15. So…the offense has full blown AIDS, if that’s true, you might say the pitching has Down’s
  16. When did the Yanks sign the son of Forest Whitaker and Jay-Z?
  17. Does anyone on this squad have the ability to sack the f up?
  18. Who are we to judge if a guy has a white mouth? 20 bucks is 20 bucks
  19. The game felt like the Challenger launch. 1st and second inning we noticed Framber AKA the Solid Rocket Booster was having noticeable problems. Espada pinch hitting for Jake was like going at throttle up.
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