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TejasPedro

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  1. So who won the snack game? I’m going with Dubie, the Poppers grilled by the flame for the win. Tuve doesn’t look like a burger guy. Those burgers are gonna be dry…too much flipping. Pena looks like he is trying to do a John Cena you don’t see my snack game hand gesture.
  2. Yordan needs help in the line up. We are not protecting him he is not getting good pitches he is getting himself out. None of these Jabrones are stepping up. The name of the game in spring was getting deep in the count forcing Pitchers to throw over the plate. We abandoned that approach. When we go up there looking like fools swing at all those in the dirt pitches and those splitters out of the zone by 7 inches. Get runners on base and put a better hitter behind him. It was a good sign Pena finally got a hit off of that noodle arm last night.
  3. How can I make a ringtone out of Altuve singing his “make me H-E-B Snacks”?
  4. I would prefer to see the killer Z at 1st. Zach Dezenzzzzo
  5. Can Cam train at 1st base? The hell is wrong with Walker?
  6. Dude is a stud. Would like to see him in an Astros Uniform and Texans. He can do anything he wants. So glad we have him!!!!
  7. Cam is so moist right now Con mucho Gusto
  8. The fathers are 15-4….
  9. This organization is trash. I didn’t want to believe they were cheaters, now I don’t give a shit. Find a better way to cheat. Hire Carlos Beltran
  10. Dana Brown’s process cannot be trusted.
  11. ok but what tastes better on tortilla chips Breggy’s salsa or Paredes sweat?
  12. Crane offered the fan, who wrestled the foul ball away from Mike Trout, 6 tickets to the World Series if the Astros make it in.
  13. The AL west is so bleh.
  14. Espada and Walker need to head on down to WPB Rehabilitation
  15. Ouch…Fat Puma not getting any credit for HCUs current success.
  16. The hits just keep coming MLB hit leaders 1st Bregman 2nd Tucker I don’t know how much more I can handle. Next someone is going to tell me Abreu is 3rd on the list….
  17. Lima, Dotel two guys that didn’t back down. RIP
  18. I vote for BDC to replace “CDC”. Now go out there and win three championships in the big three sports and stop jerking us around
  19. Remember way back in the day back in 2023 when this group spent the money on a 1st baseman, do you trust them again and a “yes man” manager?
  20. This team is not built to win, if we are honest with each other and stop sunshine pumping and wishful thinking, it’s not even built to compete. It sucks seeing Bregman & Tucker with great early starts. 2025 Stros are starting to look like a bunch of guys just cashing checks. I put that on the manager. Just a terrible product on the field. I despise bad baseball, poor play and horrible decision making. Heads up…Crane is going to go ultra cheap on the next manager prepare yourselves!!!! oh and btw those city connects are cursed and they look Like something a teenager would wear working at the mall in the 80’s selling orange whips!
  21. cougar #21 kind of looked like he might have been on the take
  22. Beating UGA is so life enriching. God it feels so damn good!
  23. Ask your doctor if Zaycoven is right for you?
  24. Well let’s not start suckin’ each other’s dicks quite yet.
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