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TejasPedro

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  1. Is anything happening in this thread as of late? Have there been any pledges of fists up butts, nudes being posted? Anything at all?
  2. Does anyone think the 30 day absence was due to a possible TMJ issue?
  3. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. - John Patrick Mason
  4. Does Kendra Scott wear genital jewelry I’ve seen fake ass gold jack your skin up, but damn boy is looking rough.
  5. What if we hired Theo Von as OC?
  6. Ginger chasing Gorditas it’s all no bueno
  7. Did the baby appear to be surprisingly fast? Did the baby have exemplary Palmar Grasp Reflex?
  8. Hey at least we aren’t Penn State.
  9. Eric Morris has pirate ties
  10. Look I’m going to break this down for ya’s I don’t give two shits what Sark does behind closed doors that’s between him and his succubus. He can be totally into having Nicki Minaj’s with monkeys, licking up a metric ton of asswater for all I care. This eyes wide shut bullshit is a distraction that this soft ass team doesn’t need. Makes you wonder are these stories out there to divert obvious signs of drinking. Bitch just coach the damn team, make proper adjustments and leave your ego at the fucking door. Sark you are paid a lot of money if you need a handler to stop you from you, then hook that shit up like yesterday. If you already have a PR person fire their ass ASAFP because they have failed you miserably. If you need deeper intervention take a leave of absence and get well. CDC Hire Saban as temp to perm if Sark can’t get things right! Athletic Directing is kid stuff. On to the next one.
  11. This thread gets Gouda after dark!
  12. Y'all remember way back in the day when we all thought we had our Roundball guy. Then one crazy night a broken pair of glasses a choking and a bite and all of a sudden that long night turned into one even crazier next morning and just like that poof it was all gone. Let’s try and be honest with one another and admit that deep down we all saw it coming. Like a slow train coming down the tracks but we were all powerless against that red menace. Are we at that point again? All kidding aside get the man some help or don’t just don’t make it about him and his alleged bullshit baggage.
  13. Be glad to….. 👅🐒🐇☠️🤰🏾😡🫙
  14. So now Sark is cunning linguist?
  15. Which one shunned her advances? Loreal or Steve? This sounds like some East Texas love triangle type shit. No offense to fine fine people of East Texas
  16. Can we start a list of all the things that are hard? Winning. Not pissing away a fortune with poor decisions. Sobriety Pulling out…..
  17. Also; Under Mac Brown we had a few kinky sex scandals! Do I need to highlight all the freak nasty details and all the ones who watched from the corner as it all went down? Mac left us for better or worse, but alas he has returned and guess what we are back to square one with all the kinked up bullshit!
  18. Sark is just a coach. put no man, woman, or bovine before the program. We are the University of Texas!
  19. Which strain of Flu? Flu-C…..
  20. Has Tyreek Hill entered the conversation? He is a usual suspect in most situations like this
  21. You want to know who the real puppet master is pulling all the strings? Warby fucking Parker, that’s who!
  22. Are we throwing out predictions in this thread? The score will be close dare I say, 6……7
  23. Are we pulling a Mateer thumb psy op with Arch. Can we announce brain surgery today. Have Arch come out in an American revolution head bandage on Saturday with a little monkey blood stain. If Arch can play and pull off the win against Diego “Marcus Aurelius” Pavia, we will erect statues in his honor and he will forever be remembered as Dominus Augustus Archibald Manning
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