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TejasPedro

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  1. Not only reads it, game-plans according to it, and posts regularly
  2. Recruiting on the 40: Mac had Sally’s cookies Sark has Loreal’s coochie We getting errbody.
  3. Is Loreal by any chance from Babylon?
  4. Ryan to Sark: I will do anything you want me to do. Sarks response:
  5. Knocked the Omaha right into his ass!
  6. Where is Mississippi State located? Sarkville MS. that’s where! Scoreboard bitches,…… this win feels super Aggie but oh the fuck well.
  7. This team needs to work its way up to being considered soft.
  8. Charlie Strong would put 40 on Sark and hold him to 6 points. CDC what more do you need to see
  9. It appears special teams is no longer monkeying around.
  10. Is Vince under suspension? When it comes to paternity? That would make one freak ass athlete. Good looking, fast, nimble, super high.., did I mention fast?
  11. The answer is always Nick Saban
  12. Emperor eschews excellence, exemplifies empty energy, emphasizing effortless expectations .
  13. Arch’s awkwardly atrocious Anteojos advertisement angers all.
  14. Some of these posts need to preserved. Many will be considered for a
  15. I would say the season would be over by mid June.
  16. It’s established that Shohei does, but now I’m hearing Mookie Betts
  17. Longhorn’s lavishly leathered Lily-livered Leader losses locker-room. Leaves lassie, laboriously languishes. Legalizes lusty love, lady labors love-child.
  18. Tony V will win 2 World Series before Espada does.
  19. Sark please come out wearing this
  20. Yes I want to skip ahead. Defensive Game Plan for Vanderbilt Play Jonah Williams and give him one assignment, seek and destroy Diego Pavia. Make Jonah become Diego make him run the Vandy offense during game week preparations. Make him eat shitty New Mexican food all week, he will become so enraged and more than likely he will become deranged that we will probably need a Psychiatrist to bring him back, but it would be so worth it. I remember COPS from back in the day were always in Albuquerque.
  21. Let’s try and not run the Asswater Offense this weekend.
  22. Winning is hard, winning in the SEC is damn near impossible.
  23. That false start to start the final drive in the fourth quarter should be more than enough to fire his ass. I knew it was going to happen before it did, but damn it should not be continuing to happen. I may need to step away from this team for a few weeks. I am the definition of insanity thinking Sark is going to give us a different result after the same bullshit week after miserable week.
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