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TejasPedro

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  1. “Sherrone Butterknife Hands” I kind of would like to see that film made. Who would they cast to play the main characters?
  2. Men are dogs. I bet he was playing the suicidal card to try and nut just one last time in that pure Michigan white snow, once it all came to a head.
  3. Hey let’s keep it real for once. Brotha was just trying to upgrade, he f’ed up ok,…damn! He had a wing and biscuit he was trying to get the hook-up with a breast and two sides. He would have done much better had he just stuck to his kind of order which is a leg and a thigh and called it a day. He got too damn greedy.
  4. A coworker could have filed a sexual harassment complaint. That happens more often than you think. That’s the whole issue with Squid pro quo. Other staffers were not getting the same opportunities. I’m sure many people on that staff would have jumped on his tentacle if they were given the chance to triple their salary.
  5. He gave of us 30 glorious pages of engaging intelligent and humorous banter
  6. Sending his ass to an HBU would be a death sentence for him considering his proclivity for extremely unsweet berries
  7. Could the tip have come from a little cock blocking dude on the staff that was really into that little jezebel?
  8. That we know of.. He did however beat her Gato to death with his Baton Rouge
  9. I thought about this, I figured it was some low budget convenience store knife, like he was standing in line waiting,….moving up as each customer checked out, he was sitting there pondering…. before he could ask the clerk for a pack of menthols, he was picking out his energy and pee pee pills and there he looked over and saw they display case with the USB cords and knives, and just at that very moment…. He thought I’m going to strangle that bitch, but alas the cords were 17.00 the knife was 9.99.
  10. Gonna stop you right there Broseph, we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught. Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouth
  11. College football has come a long way. Remember way way back when a FedEx package would show up at a kids house. Or a Sports Car would be leased to a player’s mother with no payments ever made, or a summer job was given to a player and no one had ever even heard of the person. Damn those were the good old days. Guess we can never go back. It’s all gone
  12. I have never seen a jail cell door open on both sides. I’m skeptical of it’s authenticity
  13. That staffer is a Michigan 9. Texas 5 at best, I might look up and sort of make eye contact if she was bagging my groceries.
  14. I just listened to the recording, one question how did this guy get mixed up in all this?
  15. Or they just got a whole new batch of companies chomping at the bit ready to advertise. Door Dash, a few Cash Apps, Trojan, Planned Parenthood, those Jesus ads
  16. What was she supposed to do? He said send out this fax, pick up that package in the mail room, oh and suck deez!
  17. Michigan really needs a OL guy to step in and take over. It would be tough to see him go, but we have a guy that would fill the gap. He would Flood the team with enthusiasm and energy.
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