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TejasPedro

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  1. Yordan is going to feast on the High-A pitching tonight! Go Stros! Don’t fuck this up Espada!
  2. He went away and Trammel you hung around And bothered me, every night And when I wouldn’t buy your jersey You said things that weren’t very nice My Yordan’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble Hey-la-day-la my Yordan’s back!
  3. First off fuck Ohio State Ya’ll remember that one time Sark and the Horns rolled into Brian Dennehy Stadium and completely dismantled the Bama program Tuscaloosa hasn’t been the same since that day.
  4. Texas- 33 OSU- 3 THE Quarterback of Texas- 333 I looked, and there before me was a pale steer! Its rider was named Arch, and Collin Simmons was following close behind him.
  5. While we are at it Kimbrel needs to cut that pig’s tail off as well
  6. This team gets to 2nd base!
  7. He’s in rehab or the Cubans took his ass back.
  8. I hope the contract language specifically states no gay ass arm hanging bullshit! You are an Astro now act like it.
  9. I am starting to think we are tanking for Arch.
  10. I really thought we were going to roll into Old Detroit like the Boddicker Gang.
  11. Taylor will be medically retired by tonight. Spinal Cord Injury
  12. Can you imagine if we had that lady ump last night? Correa arguing those calls, she would have been PMSing and getting all crotchety with him, then she would have gone full Karen on his ass questioning her ability to call balls and strikes then the payback happens on a big tag out call at home plate. Hold on just a damned minute, that’s almost exactly what happened last night
  13. Felt very Mike Renfroish
  14. Hunter jumps ahead in the Cy Young race. Went into Motown and knocked them around like this
  15. Fuck these motor city kitties. We need a strikeout right f’ing meow
  16. This ump is blind and sucks cock
  17. AJ Hinch is a known bitch ass cheater, but my god I wish I knew how to quit him.
  18. Detroit Pizza is ass
  19. I’d buy that hat for a dollar!let’s go Hooks
  20. I’m trying to stay positive. The Astros will score a run in this series
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