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TejasPedro

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  1. I can’t take this, every fly ball to the outfield is like watching a damn tee-ball game WTF….
  2. Walker might be paralyzed did you see him slip on the steps
  3. Something else that needs to start being debated, which son of a longhorn is going to be a better QB Chris Simms’ son or Major’s son. I’m going with Nash Applewhite
  4. Couldn’t hold out much longer been waiting for Blubaugh to come back.
  5. That’s a bad man!
  6. Any truth to the story that Altuve was turned away at Louis Vuitton? We all know that would never happen at Balenciaga
  7. Gamer’s Thumb??? I bet he bats with Ohtani on MLB the show
  8. I was skeptical at first, but it really is nice to see these two back together again. Altuve and Correa 4 life.
  9. Even more seriously, someone in the Organization needs to make sure we play the Seinfeld bass theme every time Jason Alexander strikes out someone
  10. Will this be the earliest loss in Astros history?
  11. Why is Boston wearing Orbit’s head in their home run celly, how are we letting that slide?
  12. TejasPedro

    Flaco Gone.

    RIP
  13. If I’m not mistaken Wheels = Deez
  14. Are we talking John Singleton, Lance Berkmam or Charlie Krefeld fat?
  15. Can’t spell Surlyhorns without Y..O…U
  16. He actually tore his Cuerda de Jamón? Mijo ju hab tu estreesh before ju cans runs
  17. Offensive coordinators in the SEC may want to consider putting their teams on birth control. Teams we play this year are most definitely going home pregnant. They are going to find out real quick, this D fucks!
  18. All the bullshit players we have had all season and we can’t sign Yulieski? He is the muse Yordan needs to be around.
  19. Eugenio Suárez deal must absolutely include The Latino Bambino, The Meaner Beaner, The Mexicano Tejano, err… I mean The Hispanic Titanic Ivan Melendez…. Órale!
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