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Deamerxt

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  1. It's all good now, I fixed the blocker. They started freezing the entire browser, so, no. Just on GP. Even if I wasn't a cheap bastard.
  2. Whatever piece of shit that sold the ads that are making this whole site unreadable. Whoever you are, go fuck yourself. Go on, motherfucker, go fuck yourself. We're waiting...
  3. I must have seen Erin and Margo and their goddamn drugs about a billion times this morning. I'm starting to hope they both lose their hands and feet in some freak meat grinder accident.
  4. Deamerxt replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Lulz
    38 in a 55 Up to 46 in the 55 Back down to 32 in the 55 Up to 38 in the 55 repeat ad nauseam
  5. Clearly the accelerometer in my phone only exists to detect when I've thrown it down in disgust and walked away, now it can load whatever I was trying to look at.
  6. Deamerxt replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Lulz
    Lately I've noticed they keep trying to group around me. I don't like it. I don't want to be in your fucking group. This isn't nascar and you fuckers don't need to be closed up all around me. I hate having to drive like a complete asshole and floor it to get around 8 fucksticks that can't be bothered to go. Bhey'd clearly rather
  7. Deamerxt replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Lulz
    Trying to work your way around some fucking asshole for 20 minutes, then when you're just about to get around them they shove in front of you. Sometimes they turn off, as if their job of wasting your time has now ended. Fuck 'em either way.
  8. Is there a fucking psoriasis epidemic I don't know about in this country? Cause there aren't enough ads for this shit already, I just saw another new one. I dunno wtf for, as soon as I realized, I muted that shit and went for more coffee.
  9. Water in my ear. Makin me surly AF this morning.
  10. I wanted to mention the "hood ornament duet" and how it's probably the stupidest fucking thing I've seen in years, but y'all seem to have noticed already. I guess instead I'll mention the perpetually irritating spectrum lady and her fake-ass talk show, which likely doesn't apply to any of you.
  11. Goddammit, it's a box of shit. These fucking assholes are having a conversation with a box of shit. An anthropomorphic box of shit walked up to them, and just randomly struck up a conversation, and they're just fine with that. "Hi! I'm an anthropomorphic talking box of shit, and I'd like to have a conversation about your health." "Tell me more!" Fuck you.
  12. Seeing a picture of your ex-wife almost 20 years later, realizing you aged well without getting fat, and she didn't didn't manage to do either one.
  13. As near as I can tell, and according to Schrödinger's equation, there's a period of time where it's both butt sweat AND poop juice.
  14. kay fucking jewelers can eat a bucket of shit sandwiches
  15. I don't know what rock these pandora jewelry fucks crawled out from under to piss me off this year, but they all need to die in a fire.
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