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gail the snail

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  1. Also I would be interested to read this site's Privacy Policy
  2. What's the rule around here about calling people retards? Can we still do that, or, no? Asking for a friend.
  3. Final Solution thunderdome.surlyhorns.com Executive Summary No poster (aside from spammers) may ever be banned by a mod again. Instead posters are immediately restricted from posting, and are sent to Thunderdome. In Thunderdome, The Banished can post whatever they want. It's a trash board. The catch is that, in order to have their posting status on the main board reinstated, they must hit a rep threshold from posts inside Thunderdome. Rules Only The Banished may post in Thunderdome. The Banished may not rep inside Thunderdome. All registered posters may read Thunderdome. All registered posters may rep inside Thunderdome. When one of The Banished receives enough positive rep in Thunderdome, his or her posting privileges on the main board are reinstated. Each time a user is banished to Thunderdome, his or her rep threshold for reinstatement is set higher. Fibonacci. This time, it's +10 rep. Next time it's +12. Additional Recommendations Thunderdome must never be referred to as "the Thunderdome." That's stupid, and makes you look like an ass. Likewise, The Banished is a proper noun and should always be capitalised. Branding. Thunderdome does not have topic-based forums, only one big stupid piece of shit. All users who are reinstated from Thunderdome have their rep completely reset to zero on the main board.
  4. as a Professional Shit Poster, I resent being lumped in with the Cloak Room idiots Ted Talk.
  5. When you get a sex change do they lop your balls off clean or do they suck them out of the sack, leaving the scrote hanging down Asking for a friend
  6. Also I am not required to tell you I am a registered sex offender but I feel like I want to anyway Take that for what it's worth
  7. Where did we land on armed insurrection
  8. HOW'S ABOUT AN OPPRESSOR'S BOOT ON YOUR NECK, OLD MAN
  9. BROTHERS, JOIN ME IN THIS NOBLE CAUSE PM ME FOR THE ZOOM LINK
  10. WE, THE FREEBORN AND SOVEREIGN PEOPLES OF THIS COMMUNITY HAVE HAD OUR GOOD NAMES BESMIRCHED AND WE SHALL NOT STAND FOR THESE THOUGHT CRIMES
  11. IT IS THEN THAT WE WILL FINALLY BE FREE TO YELL AT ONE ANOTHER IN PEACE
  12. WE SHALL THROW OFF OUR SHACKLES AND LAY WASTE TO THE HOMES OF OUR OPPRESSORS
  13. WHO AMONG YOU WILL RESIST THE MESSAGE BOARD TYRANNY
  14. @hitbyatrain is in
  15. No more smoking behind a dumpster, hooray
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