Everything posted by gail the snail
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Minneapolis is Burning-+* The moderators and admins of this site are TERRIBLE and STUPID and IGNORANT.
Tor?
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Things you really just don't get...
В Советской России окно откроется!
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2020 Tampa Bay Rays
I"ll bite your ear off, IDGAF
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2020 Tampa Bay Rays
also yu darvish is a fucking beast i will fight you
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2020 Tampa Bay Rays
yeah well fuck off
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Wet-Ass Pussy by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion
and Missy's been talking about her pussy for years
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Wet-Ass Pussy by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion
- Doctor. Do I have foot COVID?
AIDS. And not that good AIDS like Magic has. The shitty one like icono has- Things you really just don't get...
When I was but a niño my tia would take me to watch them mate, the peppers. The smell, how you say, ano de lobo. Some times I look back on those days and I remember the migrant harvesters, young and old, shuffling through dusty streets to the Hatchery, working long hours in the cara del sol, preserving their heritage.- High
Great prices, and great service, that's why I liked it- High
Y'all remember that Albertson's on pleasant valley, that place was great- Surly Game time: Can You Figure Out this Puzzle
well that was quick- ShaggyTexas Handover
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Also, the twins are gay. But not for each other, because that's gross- Surly Game time: Can You Figure Out this Puzzle
Two men walk into a bar. One of them orders a whiskey sour, the other an old fashioned. Oh yeah, they're twins. So two twins walk into the bar. Two people, not two sets of people. Anyway, one of them orders a whiskey sour and the other a negroni. The bartender makes the drinks, and then has to figure out which twin gets which drink. But the catch is, the bartender can't talk because he has throat cancer from decades of the smooth, easy draw of a Pall Mall cigarette. He's misplaced his throat hum machine, so he can only grunt, and can't ask questions. So how does the bartender figure out which twin gets which drink?- Wet-Ass Pussy by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion
Shit bangs though- WWII, Nazis Communists and other stuff
how did you do that, btw- 2020 Tampa Bay Rays
I don't even know what planet I'm on- Hey immamac...
Honestly, fuck all of you, I hope you all rot in hell. Hail Satan, motherfuckers- There is more Cloak Room in Daily Texan than there is in Cloak Room.
I googled that because I thought you were making some obscure Faulkner reference but as it turns out I was sorely disappointed.- 2020 Tampa Bay Rays
I'm sexually active, Mom, get over it- 2020 Tampa Bay Rays
"She's mashing it!"- There is more Cloak Room in Daily Texan than there is in Cloak Room.
You're a sock- China Has ‘First-Strike’ Capability To Melt U.S. Power Grid With Electromagnetic Pulse Weapon
Other countries should not be able to just come here and sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids- 2020 Tampa Bay Rays
We couldn't possibly think less of you - Doctor. Do I have foot COVID?
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