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12 hours ago, BrickHorn said:
Not sure if this is qualifies. Cousin Eddie is the only funny part of Christmas Vacation. The rest is like someone typed “Hallmark holiday special meets slapstick schlock” into an AI movie script generator. It’s fucking dreck.
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brickhorn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Shitty Takes Lane with all the other stupid people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?-
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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:
I am sure they will be working in shifts with that incredible evidence.
So they may get the Credence back?
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3 hours ago, Tonesky said:
These are not mutually exclusive. Roughly half of the Jews in the USA identify as cultural or secular Jews.
And people who hate don’t care. It’s not about the individuals or beliefs.
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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
He's got 700,000 men committed to Ukraine. He would need several times that to try and invade NATO proper when you take into account that his logistics chain would stretch out very rapidly through enemy territory. Right now, his local logistics chain is only under serious threat for the last few dozen miles (from the Russian border to wherever in Ukraine). Stretch that out from the Russian border through Ukraine or Belarus (forces in Belarus would quickly find themselves under NATO attack) and it gets into hundreds of miles, and with rails being hit almost immediately by NATO air/missiles, he'd have to try it by trucks, which he doesn't have a lot of these days.
I firmly believe that if he had even 100,000 or even just 50,000 troops to spare, we would see them being thrown into Donbas or another area to gain control and make his case for claiming that area through "negotiations". I think that's why we are seeing those mobilization orders and building of internal security facilities/groups - he's gotta tap into Moscow and St. Petersburg, and that's going to tie up troops within Russia keeping those cities under control.
I think the issue to worry about is not Putin trying to conquer Europe, but that he wants to take back Estonia, Latvia and Lithuanian…and maybe parts of Poland that he considers Russian because a thousand years ago maybe they were.
Does his megalomania, and echo chamber of information, lead him to think he can roll into those areas, take them and then call for a cease in hostilities? How many French and Spanish soldiers will those people let die to retake those countries versus ending hostilities? I think that is the bigger concern and as Trump has been supporting his position in Ukraine of, well you invaded and control it so let’s just let you keep it, he is more likely to believe this is a viable course of action to secure his legacy and reestablish Russias “greatness.”
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8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:Texas A&M leads college football in alcohol revenue, per report
Texas A&M topped the list with $4,740,922 in revenue generated by 277,156 alcohol units sold.
….from a school who laughed at us when we started alcohol…..
Well, most of us are already close to blacking out when we enter the stadium so buying a few beers ain’t gonna do too much. You uncultured weirdos don’t allow people to tailgate on the grass so that kind of lends itself to drinking more in the stadium.
So they have “reached the point where they require the numbing effects of alcohol.”
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1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:
Twas his wife who sent the tip, not the whore girlfriend.
Which you are okay with if it is just the tip, right?
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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
From Reuters
Fuck
You don’t have to be in NATO to have security relationships and alliances with most of the NATO powers. It’s a concession mostly in name, and not unexpected (in my mind at least - it’s an easy thing to “give”).Look, their word is their bond for all time…like how Russia promised Ukrainian independence when Ukraine removed all their nuclear arms.
Easy promise to make and if in the future they/NATO change their minds….NATO gets the welcome baskets from Sweden and Finland and repurposes them for Ukraine.
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13 hours ago, Parliament said:
According to reports by ESPN and The Detroit News, Michigan has commissioned a Chicago-based law firm, Jenner & Block, to investigate the culture of the athletic department due to the many scandals within Michigan athletics in recent years.
Jenner & Block began investigating Moore earlier this fall after Michigan received an anonymous tip that the Wolverines’ football coach had engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member. While that investigation initially did not find enough evidence to confirm the relationship, Moore was fired Wednesday after the staff member told university officials that she had been in a relationship with Moore. Moore was subsequently arrested and charged with home invasion, stalking and illegal entry after entering the staffer’s home without permission.
In the wake of Moore’s firing and arrest, Michigan has asked Jenner & Block to expand the scope of its investigation to the entire athletic department.
They will do a thorough and detailed examination and provide only a verbal report of the information, says the former Baylor staffer, and now head of Michigan compliance.
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30 minutes ago, Genco said:
I'm also a gold level subscriber to cumshotsgalore.com but I don't offer that up in conversations around the office.
Yeah, who would wear the free promotional T-shirt to work. Mine only gets worn on weekends at the kids sporting events. Someone might notice my key chain however.
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42 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
I am not speaking from personal experience her but yes you can. 😉
At least if there is a river … or lake, nearby.
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19 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:
Just received the in-laws' Christmas Card. For the past year, it has been a collage of different family gatherings, the children and grandkids, etc.
This year is a picture of them holding their dog...............and the dog they dogsat for.
This is performance art
If the dog they dog sat for was your dog….that would take it to 11.
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Just now, bschoolprof said:
This thread is gold, and not to be debbie downer at all, but how far off are we to having something like this go down here? I'm thinking probably not far off.
About one bottle of Jack Daniel’s away.
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4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:
Gonna stop you right there Broseph,
we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught.
Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouthNarrator: “She didn’t.”
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10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:
Ever see a Popeyes on the same block as a waffle house?
That’s like Crips and Bloods sharing a corner.
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6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
Pure fantasy. The truth is far sadder but also boring: Austin isn’t corrupt. It’s just dumb, because the people don’t care.
Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself. We think you care.
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Bowl games are rewards for players, and student organizations such as band, cheer etc. But what bowls really get a team is 3 weeks of extra practice which those teams who don’t go to a bowl don’t get. Helps set up next year and gets more practice for younger players. Even if a lot of seniors opt out, still beneficial all around….so while I get teams with vacant coaching staffs maybe opting out, doing so in general just shows poor and emotional driven decision making.
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22 hours ago, Incredulity said:
Being awesome!
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16 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:
Got home from the office the other day, was fixing something to eat and swept a few items into the disposal. Reached over to flip the switch on and it was already on. Disposal had tripped the thermal breaker so I reset that, no dice. Turned it with the Allen wrench in the bottom, barely turns.
I get a blank stare as I ask if she used the disposal. Clearly she turned it on and left it on. I think the bearings are jacked.
so this weekend I’ll replace the disposal.
She could have left a pot on the stove and burned the house down. Take it as a “W”.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
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Now, now, now. I am sure Oklahoma would fully support this.