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  1. 12 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

    Not sure if this is qualifies. Cousin Eddie is the only funny part of Christmas Vacation. The rest is like someone typed “Hallmark holiday special meets slapstick schlock” into an AI movie script generator. It’s fucking dreck.


    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brickhorn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Shitty Takes Lane with all the other stupid people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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  2. 9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    He's got 700,000 men committed to Ukraine. He would need several times that to try and invade NATO proper when you take into account that his logistics chain would stretch out very rapidly through enemy territory.  Right now, his local logistics chain is only under serious threat for the last few dozen miles (from the Russian border to wherever in Ukraine). Stretch that out from the Russian border through Ukraine or Belarus (forces in Belarus would quickly find themselves under NATO attack) and it gets into hundreds of miles, and with rails being hit almost immediately by NATO air/missiles, he'd have to try it by trucks, which he doesn't have a lot of these days.

    I firmly believe that if he had even 100,000 or even just 50,000 troops to spare, we would see them being thrown into Donbas or another area to gain control and make his case for claiming that area through "negotiations". I think that's why we are seeing those mobilization orders and building of internal security facilities/groups - he's gotta tap into Moscow and St. Petersburg, and that's going to tie up troops within Russia keeping those cities under control.

    I think the issue to worry about is not Putin trying to conquer Europe, but that he wants to take back Estonia, Latvia and Lithuanian…and maybe parts of Poland that he considers Russian because a thousand years ago maybe they were.  
     

    Does his megalomania, and echo chamber of information, lead him to think he can roll into those areas, take them and then call for a cease in hostilities?   How many French and Spanish soldiers will those people let die to retake those countries versus ending hostilities?  I think that is the bigger concern and as Trump has been supporting his position in Ukraine of, well you invaded and control it so let’s just let you keep it, he is more likely to believe this is a viable course of action to secure his legacy and reestablish Russias “greatness.” 

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  3. 6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

    aggy: same, but with CGC's (for championship games they didn't even attend) count? Plus placing that on the walls of Pyle Field...  & Yeah, "blue bloods / top 5", etc. Whatevs.).

     

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    Scandal, yes.   Blue blood, no.

  4. 19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    From Reuters
     
    Fuck

    You don’t have to be in NATO to have security relationships and alliances with most of the NATO powers. It’s a concession mostly in name, and not unexpected (in my mind at least - it’s an easy thing to “give”).

    Look, their word is their bond for all time…like how Russia promised Ukrainian independence when Ukraine removed all their nuclear arms.

    Easy promise to make and if in the future they/NATO change their minds….NATO gets the welcome baskets from Sweden and Finland and repurposes them for Ukraine.

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  5. 13 hours ago, Parliament said:

    https://www.elevenwarriors.com/the-big-ten/2025/12/160454/michigan-reportedly-commissions-investigation-into-culture-of-athletic-department-following-sherrone-moore-s-firing

     

    According to reports by ESPN and The Detroit News, Michigan has commissioned a Chicago-based law firm, Jenner & Block, to investigate the culture of the athletic department due to the many scandals within Michigan athletics in recent years.

    Jenner & Block began investigating Moore earlier this fall after Michigan received an anonymous tip that the Wolverines’ football coach had engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member. While that investigation initially did not find enough evidence to confirm the relationship, Moore was fired Wednesday after the staff member told university officials that she had been in a relationship with Moore. Moore was subsequently arrested and charged with home invasion, stalking and illegal entry after entering the staffer’s home without permission.

    In the wake of Moore’s firing and arrest, Michigan has asked Jenner & Block to expand the scope of its investigation to the entire athletic department.

    They will do a thorough and detailed examination and provide only a verbal report of the information, says the former Baylor staffer, and now head of Michigan compliance.

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  6. 19 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

    Just received the in-laws' Christmas Card. For the past year, it has been a collage of different family gatherings, the children and grandkids, etc.

    This year is a picture of them holding their dog...............and the dog they dogsat for. 

    This is performance art

    If the dog they dog sat for was your dog….that would take it to 11.

  7. 4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

    Gonna stop you right there Broseph,

    we don’t know the situation, Major is a fiery red head with major needs, maybe his wife shut the front and back door down in the third trimester. Maybe she told him bang all the Latina Gorditas you want just don’t get caught. 

    Keep my ginger’s name out ya mouth 

    Narrator:  “She didn’t.”

  8. 16 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

    Got home from the office the other day, was fixing something to eat and swept a few items into the disposal. Reached over to flip the switch on and it was already on.  Disposal had tripped the thermal breaker so I reset that, no dice.  Turned it with the Allen wrench in the bottom, barely turns.  
     

    I get a blank stare as I ask if she used the disposal. Clearly she turned it on and left it on. I think the bearings are jacked. 
     

    so this weekend I’ll replace the disposal. 

    She could have left a pot on the stove and burned the house down.  Take it as a “W”.

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