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  1. On 3/3/2025 at 9:46 PM, Superhero said:

    I started turning grey at 23. At the ripe young age of 50, my hair is completely white. Many people have mistaken me to be my kids’ grandpa.

    Anyway, tomorrow is “eat lunch with your parents” day at my boy’s school. He doesn’t want me to come because

    ”People will think you’re my grandpa. And it’s supposed to be eat lunch with your PARENT!”

     

     

     

    [edit] Yeah, I died  dyed a little when he said that. But still funny.

    Fixed for how how he wanted you to respond.

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  2. 17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    I wouldn’t leave Poland out of the equation, and we’ve pretty much unified the Baltic and Nordic countries, to the point where some of their air forces are operating as one.  It’s agonizingly slow, but as Europe takes our place as the leaders for the West (and probably ramp up arms production even more), they are going to be a lot more unified than they’ve been in many years.  Even though Congress passed legislation that prevents us from flat-out leaving NATO , I expect we will bring most or all troops home (which will cause us huge problems if shit happens in the Middle East/Israel), but I can’t see Russia trying to invade a NATO country at this point, especially with a powerful Ukraine tying up almost all of their ground forces.  Their fucking Scooby Doo vans and golf carts don’t have the distance either once NATO strikes take out their railways.

    Hell, Putin got Finland and Sweden off the fence and joining NATO, which is like UT and OU joining the SEC.

    And Putin complained about the gentleman's agreement ...

  3. 18 hours ago, Iceman said:

    Wife with a Yogi-like text this morning, related to not going home for lunch because of slick streets,’ I’ll be here till I leave’

     

    I read it in disbelief at how magnificent it was. 

    Did you reply "So same as every other day?"

  4. 2 hours ago, RPM said:

    I don't remember any handouts, but we definitely had needed a lecture.

    Fixed it.    Sailors too.

    And evidence indicates that retention was poor.

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  5. 13 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

    Take it for what it is worth...

    image.png.9dcbde8288ece6aeb9cc1d46a9c0fbdb.png

    Wait, something meant to represent an aggy education is made of fools gold?    Isn’t that what makes it authentic?

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  6. 8 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

    My wife’s, daughters’c, and the girl that watches them after school in ability to properly load a dishwasher.

    Jesus Christ people. It’s not hard!

    My wife can “load” the dishwasher and have half a sink of dirty dishes left for the next cycle.   I can then get them all to fit and get cleaned properly.   Had a heated discussion about this earlier in our marriage and my wife strongly indicated there was not a right or wrong way to load the dishwasher.   I agreed but did indicate there were certainly more and less efficient ways to do so.

    While she has never agreed to my point, she has committed that I will always do the dishes.To be fair, I think her position was the asshole in our house will do the dishes, and based on her evaluation my reign has been unbroken.

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  7. 39 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

    Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.”

    The result? Six separate packages. 

    When are the other three packages suppose to show up?

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