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  1. 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

    It led to the crippling of communications for Hezbollah - they can’t use cell phones (Because their hands were blown off) and they don’t trust pagers (Because their nuts were blown off).  At the least, it’s probably reduced their effectiveness (To masturbate and reproduce) quite a bit.

    Updated for clarity.

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  2. 20 hours ago, Superhero said:

    Not to brag on my kids any more. But both of them got straight As on their report card. I get weekly update from my daughter's school, so no surprise there. My son OTOH doesn't give as much shit to learning, so it was a nice surprise. 

    The picture below is a joke, but deep down, I do agree with this....thinks Asian, Jewish and Indian parents everywhere.

     

    Fixed it.

  3. 11 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

    Old guy talk incoming.  You've been warned.

    When I was a kid both of my parents were teachers.  My dad worked various jobs during the summer to make ends meet while my mom stayed home with us.  Usually he or my mom were working on graduate degrees as well.  Every day, including weekends, was the same: get up and eat breakfast, then my mom would put us out of the house saying, "Be back in when the street lights come on.  Don't come back in before that unless someone is bleeding or dieing."  Our city had a low cost summer program with swimming instruction, Red Cross Lifesaving classes, theater, crafts, and other sports and activities.  In the mornings we would go to these, then run amok frm noon until dark.  It was fabulous.  And other than the fact that I post here, we turned out almost normal and nearly civilized.

    Tell me you are Gen X without telling me you are Gen X.

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  4. 14 hours ago, horn4life said:

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    Isn't A&M's slogan sort of acceptance of mediocrity, with a dash of eternal baseless hope  an incredibly unfounded and delusional sense of self worth and prestige, which always ends in jarring mediocrity, followed by self loathing and then optimism as they wait for next year.

    Fixed it.

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  5. 2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

    The one glaring issue here is that losers don’t get their dick sucked.

    They are conflating going to a glory hole with manning the glory hole.

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  6. 10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    Is his claim they’re our little cousin now? The fatherless child of some whore we’ve been banging? 

    Red headed step-child.

     

    Sorry MIA.

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  7. 6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

    The Popeye's nearest to me is terrible. Everything there is dry, overcooked, poorly trimmed... I think they even skimp on the seasoning.

    Even their biscuits are dry and stale.

    I expect better from that place.

    Are there a bunch of white people working there?

  8. 5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    Not to mention their open campaign to preventTexas from joining the SEC because they were afraid of being Little Brother again.

    To be fair, they were always Little Brother.  They had just wanted to be adopted by new Big Bros.

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  9. 9 hours ago, Celery Man said:

    I just took my wife’s dog on the porch and shaved it. So far she hasn’t said anything, waiting to see if she notices.

    If this was about your wife’s kitty I would be more interested.

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