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Posts posted by ABSR
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10 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:
Don’t be a cunt. Post or don’t post we don’t need bitchy qualifications
Stern, but fair.
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11 hours ago, troph said:
So I met this guy, went on a couple of dates, seemed nice enough, he kept talking about laying pipe with all these women I knew, I thought he was a plumber, no he just couldn’t stop talking about laying pipe. Steve Shank was his name I think, or something like that. Beware.
I have a friend Jade who may have dated the same creep! Did he only take you to Deli counters and sandwich shops, and only drink Bud Lite? If so it is the same creep.
Jade says to tell him to text her.
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13 hours ago, bolverk said:
Jealous. Back in the '70s, we had to sing "Suicide is Painless" in elementary school music class with a couple of kids off to the side playing plastic recorders...poorly.
The music teacher was the mom of one of my good friends. She was going through a divorce and drinking a lot at the time.
Did she have lots of tattoo's, make other obviously poor decisions, and make you tingly in your special places? This may explain a lot.
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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
The pickup truck was a fire hydrant? I'm confused
Petty childish fire fighter intentionally turned the hose on, aimed it at the field, and flooded the field because he has a small penis…and likely truck nuts.
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5 hours ago, immamac said:
Some of you would change your minds if it was you, it's funny, but wishing people you don't know ill is fucking weird.
Your input into this exchange sounds guilty. Just sayin'.
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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
If he was smart, he and the HR chief would embrace it and say that they had been in unhappy marriages and that this incident made them realize that they should stop living a lie, and that they are asking for privacy as they go through their respective divorces so that they could finally and openly be together. Doesn't mean it will save their jobs, but some people might go "oh, well, okay, at least she's age appropriate and it wasn't just a case of fucking on the side".
But the affair/relationship likely started before she was hired, so he very likely hired his affair partner. He is screwed, and reasonably so.
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54 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:
Typing all of that just to pisses me off.
Come on in son, the waters fiiiinnnneeee!
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On 7/12/2025 at 9:13 PM, Armybrat said:
Sounds like Oakland has gone downhill since Captain Jack Hays was the city’s first mayor.
I'm sure he appreciated your vote!
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10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:
Two jokes at the same time.
Two jokes, one spackle container.
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12 hours ago, nnm said:
I don't think we should take away the right to vote for women, but the right to drive........
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1 hour ago, Deej said:
Nicole isn't strong enough to lift the average Surly poster. You're safe.
To be fair, most human beings aren't strong enough to lift the average Surly poster.
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2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:
'Merica!!
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7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
She mispronounced "Fat".
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3 hours ago, AnTiM said:
Try this: get drunk or stoned and fall down on the sidewalk, you may be injured. Get drunk or stoned and fall in the water, you will probably drown.
It’s not like the lake being there, or the bars being there is new.
Also, what is the percentage of men versus women who “drowned”? Even if you say it would likely be more men than women if accidental you wouldn’t think it would be overly uneven. Then look at the reality of the numbers.
The incidents (at this higher numbers) are a new phenomena and are largely male.
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23 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:
I think it's pretty well adjusted to consider Zionists functionally and morally equivalent to Nazis, yeah. Thanks!
No. It is complete rhetoric and exposes the speaker. So keep it up.
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4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:
What’s Nicole going by these days?
If the freeway was a bridge over a body of water I might be concerned.
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15 hours ago, MissingInAction said:
Delet
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17 hours ago, SurlyGator said:
I am guessing that playing in the church band lands you a UNsurprisingly low levels of trim.
Fixed it.
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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
that had to use B52's with that many tomahawks ??
Or ship launched…or a combination.
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1 minute ago, Colonel Sanders said:
Unfortunately it's not as easy as hitting their sites and saying it's over now peace. What happens if they close the strait or start hitting what's left of our forces in iraq, Syria, Kuwait or Saudi with their CRBMs? I hope our involvement in this is over, but the dildo of unintended consequences, well you know the rest.
True, but doing anything of substance would lead to massive US response and active efforts for regime change. The mullah’s want to survive first and foremost. And shutting Hormuz impacts them as much as others and severely impacts China oil supply…and China is going to be their main supporter for peace in order to avoid disturbing the flow of oil.
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4 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:
Us in a war with Iran is good for no one, you blind moron.
Why do people keep saying war? Iran may say that but assuming the bombings destroyed the nuclear facilities we are done. We are not putting boots on the ground. Will they try to strike out through terrorists or their proxies, yes if they can. But Hamas and Hezbollah are severely weakened and that leaves Houthis and maybe attacking US bases in Iraq or the area. But any immediate direct Iranian attack will likely be a show of force for perception purposes. Worst thing they can do is directly cause some real damage because that would invite more US attacks.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
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