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On 3/3/2025 at 9:46 PM, Superhero said:
I started turning grey at 23. At the ripe young age of 50, my hair is completely white. Many people have mistaken me to be my kids’ grandpa.
Anyway, tomorrow is “eat lunch with your parents” day at my boy’s school. He doesn’t want me to come because
”People will think you’re my grandpa. And it’s supposed to be eat lunch with your PARENT!”
[edit] Yeah, I
dieddyed a little when he said that. But still funny.Fixed for how how he wanted you to respond.
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On 3/4/2025 at 7:27 AM, Longboard Horn said:Holy crap that is funny!
My aggy related story. So I was Navy ROTC and was also on our drill team my freshman year (not aggy). Part of the reason to put up with the drill team BS was to get a trip to Mardi Gras as Tulane hosts a drill competition that coincides with Mardi Gras. We also got to march in a parade which was cool...and we did it when the parade was actually happening.
My first memory of aggy is that they sucked in the competition and that afterward in the wet muddy field a few senior students wearing Nazi Brown Shirt type uniforms and riding boots were screaming at all of the other members as they made them do push ups and PT in the mud while in their good uniforms. All of us thought, what is wrong with those guys? Little did we know.
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10 hours ago, Dahobbs said:
Fuck you. How the fuck is it correct to not blame Russian for its invasion? There was no deal. Nothing was on the table but submission to Russia via Trump.
Come on! I think it was clear Trump believed he was offering “Peace for our time!”
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18 hours ago, Goofyboy said:
I want all of the anti-vax folks to be fired by their doctors.
Why would they "fire" their most lucrative patients?
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17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
I wouldn’t leave Poland out of the equation, and we’ve pretty much unified the Baltic and Nordic countries, to the point where some of their air forces are operating as one. It’s agonizingly slow, but as Europe takes our place as the leaders for the West (and probably ramp up arms production even more), they are going to be a lot more unified than they’ve been in many years. Even though Congress passed legislation that prevents us from flat-out leaving NATO , I expect we will bring most or all troops home (which will cause us huge problems if shit happens in the Middle East/Israel), but I can’t see Russia trying to invade a NATO country at this point, especially with a powerful Ukraine tying up almost all of their ground forces. Their fucking Scooby Doo vans and golf carts don’t have the distance either once NATO strikes take out their railways.
Hell, Putin got Finland and Sweden off the fence and joining NATO, which is like UT and OU joining the SEC.
And Putin complained about the gentleman's agreement ...
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8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
Well? Did you??
He posts here...so of course.
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25 minutes ago, South Austin said:
I once brought Ron Jeremy to an orgy.
Or "Tiny", as your Mom described him when she introduced you to each other.
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9 hours ago, Enemy07 said:
Rainy has been more...dead than lately. Maybe its because I acknowledge @Nicole44 when I am in her territory and show her the much needed respect. Hmmm... Or it could be because of the new construction.
Nicole's dark passenger has to be fed at some point.
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18 hours ago, Iceman said:
Wife with a Yogi-like text this morning, related to not going home for lunch because of slick streets,’ I’ll be here till I leave’
I read it in disbelief at how magnificent it was.
Did you reply "So same as every other day?"
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Can't answer without all the pertinent information. Does the shark have lasers?
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2 hours ago, RPM said:
I don't remember any handouts, but we definitely
hadneeded a lecture.Fixed it. Sailors too.
And evidence indicates that retention was poor.
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On 2/7/2025 at 11:21 PM, futureman said:
I meant they are more talented and also smarter. good kids, basically.
Nice recovery. Let us know how the FBI judges score your dismount?
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8 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:
My wife’s, daughters’c, and the girl that watches them after school in ability to properly load a dishwasher.
Jesus Christ people. It’s not hard!
My wife can “load” the dishwasher and have half a sink of dirty dishes left for the next cycle. I can then get them all to fit and get cleaned properly. Had a heated discussion about this earlier in our marriage and my wife strongly indicated there was not a right or wrong way to load the dishwasher. I agreed but did indicate there were certainly more and less efficient ways to do so.
While she has never agreed to my point, she has committed that I will always do the dishes.To be fair, I think her position was the asshole in our house will do the dishes, and based on her evaluation my reign has been unbroken.
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On 2/1/2025 at 9:27 AM, SurlyGator said:
My wife (no pics) grew up in a small town in Georgia that had a chiropractor named Dr. McCracken. I'm not sure he had many other career choices.
Plumber?
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9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
Were y’all watching porn on your kids’ iPads?
Would that make it kiddie porn?
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22 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:
You’re gonna have yourhandsButt full in a few years.
Fixed it.
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Very sorry for your loss. I have lost both parents, and no matter how ready you think you are mentally or right the time is for them to go, it is still very sad.
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1 hour ago, markstanco said:
Beans in ice cream?
Does that make the beans Chili?
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17 hours ago, 'stache said:
Haha, I reworded it in the interim, the commercial was really odd though.
Are you saying the way they shaped the Peyronie's narrative was odd?
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39 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.”
The result? Six separate packages.
When are the other three packages suppose to show up?
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
in Daily Texan
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fixed it.