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  1. 1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    If the Iowa legislature demanded that ISU be let in to the Big 10, Kevin Warren would respond with something to the effect of "triple your state's population and we'll think about it.  Maybe."

    Well, get to fuckin'.

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  2. The logical next eventual step is for the SEC and Big 10 and other big brands to simply merge into a new conference.

     

    Nobody cares about competition, it's just the biggest number of eyeballs on the biggest games. Why not just have a conference of OU, Texas, Alabama, Ohio State, Michigan, Florida, Georgia, A&M, LSU, Tennessee, Michigan State, Penn State, Notre Dame, USC, UCLA, Oregon, Washington, Florida State, Clemson, and Miami play each other every week?

     

    Ratings Bonanza without having to deal with Baylor or Oklahoma State or Iowa State or Washington State sleepers.

  3. If A&M ran away from yall, again, wouldn't that be considered one of the most cowardly, tail between the legs move in CFB history?

    I mean, as an OU guy, put us in with Bama, UGA, and LSU, Florida, Auburn, or whatever fucknut hayseed wants to step up.  Fuck it, let's do it. Let everyone else play for 3rd place.

    Though realistically, OU, UT, A&M, and Arkansas would be the best for all 4 schools.

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  4. While I give less than zero shits about Conference Sun Ball USA, I do wonder now that there about a million moving parts, somebody's gonna say something to their wife who will tell their friend, who'll blurt out on Twitter when the fuck we're out of this busted ass conference.

  5. 22 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    Has it been confirmed that Rattler is in the portal? Seeing rumors, but no confirmation

    I mean, if you're counting on an unverified Twitter account with 500 followers before that tweet, run by a Texas grad, to have insider information from the University of Oklahoma that no one else in the nation has, then sure. He's half way to Miami right now.

  6. Here's a dumb ass non lawyer question. 

    We watch the same stupid commercials all day on Saturday. Are these sold per network, or per game, or per conference?

    A. Is there just a flat rate for ABC games, a lesser one for ESPN, less for ESPN U, etc.?

    B. Or are individual games sold at rates depending on the matchup?

    C. Or are certain conferences sold at higher values?

    I'm assuming these ad buys are in place before the season.

  7. 36 minutes ago, SwAss said:

     

    I think you underestimate the amount of viewers who support other programs other then the bluebloods in those conferences who would lose interest when their teams are left out.    I'd venture to say they comprise way more then 25%

    Well, if you trust this dude's numbers, it's actually a little higher than 75% if you count the top 32 versus the rest. 

    Albeit he does stop at SMU.

    https://medium.com/run-it-back-with-zach/which-college-football-programs-bring-in-the-most-tv-viewers-efc03c689e50

     

    Also intersesting to note how low Missouri is. Oklahoma State is way more valuable.

  8. The only competitive move is for the top of the Big 10, PAC, and ACC to merge into a new conference.

     

    The Big 10 CiC isn't going anywhere, no need to play sports against each other to share research dollars.

     

    A 16 team SEC and a 16 team Super Happy Alliance Friends conference would capture what, 75% of all CFB viewers? Around $75-90 million a year per school for rights?

     

    The other option is letting the SEC slowly add all valuable properties and continue to skyrocket past everyone else in revenue.

  9. How long am I a New Poster? 

    I was a long term dude back before the SnoCone whathave you, and apparently someone snatched up my very cool username in the interim.

    Not too be bitchy, but Im getting Adzillatroned to death over here.

  10. 9 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

    It’s weird how my Baylor and Tech friends are mad at me, like I had a vote or made this happen. 

    I've gotten a lot of irate texts from my OSU friends about how I'm killing college football.

     

    I reply that I know for a fact that they're going to the Pac 12. My Oil and Gas contacts already have it all set up.

     

    That seems to make them happy.

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  11. 5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Yep - the thread I posted has Cyclone fans convinced there is going to be hundreds of millions of dollars each from UT, OU, ESPN, and the AAC in judgements deposited into the ISU account.

    Not only that, they're going to overthrow ESPN and return college football to the masses.

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