Funk Doctor Spock

Miami got a good rental QB, but Cristobal is who he is. He's a shit coach, but a good recruiter. Nothing else. He's average at best, and I'm being generous. He'll go back to 5-7/6-6 by next year. That defense they're trotting out there is not going to be fixed in one season.

I was not a believer when he was hired. I am not only now a believer, but I have faith he'll be winning a few titles. I mean, we have the #1 signing class without any top heavy crap to prop it up. Not one recruit is a meh. At the worst we’ll have the #2-3 class if Justus Terry doesn’t sign with us. That is some elite shit. And we ain't even gotten to the poral yet. Man, all I can tell you is hold on to your butts.

This kid plays like Ant Hill, but with more of an understanding of the position. I'm not saying he's going to be Hill, but he's going to play early and probably have that same role Hill did last year.

Wbat I don't under is he was considered a 5 star in the '26 class, yet they take away that 5th star because....?

Welcome to the 40, Michael. Hook Em 🤘

Wasn't he rated like a top 40 recruit for '26? The fuck happened?

Aggy? Aggy needs WR's like a crack whore needs to hand out bj's

OH NOES!!!!!!!! NO THE DREADED DOWN-VOTE!!!!! Why are.you so sensitive? Is it because your wife makes you wear the gimp suit before your pegging? I've never in my life seen someone so insecure, even on a message board. It's truly a sight to see, and I love seeing you upset. It's like Christmas. And you think people will care if you give them a down-vote? Who the fuck cares about dumb shit like that? You have to be a blast at parties lulz Everyone, pay attention. CTJ will hand out those down-votes if you talk to someone. Be prepared for hurt feelings from the message board messiah

You're always on your game, dude. You make this board absolutely amazing. I just have to give you your props. Your humor is second to none.

And what's even worse is I had him written down. Derp.

It's my first time, too, my dude. But it's fantastic. Put it in the Louve. It looks like an Andy Warhol

Pieces of shit will piece of shit. Wasn't he with ou for a time?

2026: the poverty line is that way ->

1) I can only see them taking a RB if he's a stud, rather than scrambling like this year with Gardner. Like, say, one of the backs from Bama (Richard Young/Justice Haynes) 2) WR probably 2 if they're the right guys (hopefully that kid from NC State and someone else from an elite school) 3) DT for sure, but those are unicorns. Maybe they take a flyer on Near Alexander (I dunno if he's too much poison), but yeah, I have faith they'll find at least 2 4) TE I doubt just because we have Shannon. Washington, Randle, hopefully Niblack is back, and Townsend is a freak who will play early 5) I think we have plenty of DBs who c a n fill the Barron role, even if they're young. Kobe Black has looked really good 6) LB we have Hill. Lefau, Barnes, Gullette, and Simmons can drop back like he's been doing. Maybe they'll try and make Akana a LB since he can't seem to put on the weight needed for Edge, so you may be right about taking the right one 7) OL we seem to have some dudes like Hutson at center, Campbell at RG. Goosby LT, Baker RT, Neto LG, and we have more in the pipeline like Cruz Kibble (who has apparently looked great), Chatman, Cojoe, Stroh, Agbo, and it shit goes south we have the incoming class (God forbid if we have to play any of them) These are just my personal guesses There's absolutely no way Blue is going pro with his fumbling issues. The guy, for whatever reason, canmot seem to grasp the concept of using both arms to hold the ball when going down. He'll either transfer, or he'll be a role player. Imo.

Oh my sweet summer child. Did one of them just say Alabama is relatively poor, while putting LSU in with Texas, UF, and Georgia? Wow, I see someone is an ag t-shirt fan. Get your asses to the parking lot now! We're gonna fist fight for you telling the truth,you son of a bitches /Looch