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Their RB room makes ours from last year look like Bama's from 2010-2021. That room looks more vacated than a liquor store after 7pm in Baltimore. We all knew Demarco Murray was a trash ass recruiter, but got damn, that room seems not long for this world. Taylor Tatum, their "prize" is literally not even anywhere to be found. He played in every single game last year except for the RRS, and had 56 carries for 278 yards and 3 TD's.. He's carried the ball 10 times once, 9 times twice, 8 times once, and then it's 6 or less carries in 11 games. I don't know if he's hurt or what, but Ott ain't it, and neither are Robinson or Barnes. That room is moribund. Gavin Sawchuck (or more like SawSucks, amirite?) left for a worse team, and he wasn't even considered mid as he was a 3* transfer. He was the Velton Gardner without the missing eye for them and even wth snaps available, he still Houdinied. But hey, they still have his 3* recruit brother, Gabe. Jovante Barnes and Jaydn Ott are, uh, let me put this lightly- Asswater. They don't have a single RB, not one, with over 100 yards rushing. To put that into perspective, Texas has 5, and that doesn't include Arch, who would be 6. To say their RB room is depleted would be as close to saying Washington Park in Chicago is just the minority in poverty. It's beyond grim. Their WR's aren't much better. They have one WR with 3 TDs, Sategna III, (transfer from Arky), two with 2 TDs (Bukes, and four time transfer Keontez Lewis), and two with 1 TD (Xavier Robinson, RB, and TE Kaden Helms). We have one with 4 TD's (Wingo), 3 TD's (Jaggerson), 2 TDs (Endries), three with 1 TD (Moore, TE, J. Washington, and Wisner). This proves the gap between who he played against at Wash St vs the SEC is wider than South Austin's mom's cavern. Mateer is a bum. They literally let a bum go just to go grab a vagrant.
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Which is fucking dumb as fuck, considering it's our rival. I don't give one iota if they were win less coming into this game, we beat their asses, it goes on the record.
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Which is fucking unbelievable after our win. He did a fine job, overall. He's improving, which is what we want, but it's not good for some. I swear, man. Some people just like to be miserable. Like, beyond Satya, which if he's doing would be par for the course.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
William Bludworth replied to Parliament's topic in Football
I would like to add their 2027 RB recruit Kemon Spell. There doesn't seem to be anyone in FL or GA for 2027, yet. He's the only 5* so far. -
Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
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Bill O'Brien, come on down! -
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Wait, I did look at it wrong. Holy fuck, I'm dyslexic! Fixed. Thank God this is Surly and we're all retarded, or else I might be embarrassed.
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Concur. Nuss would have made the game much better with Auburn's superior WR corps.
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They get a bye before Mizzou, and as we saw they beat UF, but in no fucking way are they losing to Arky. Not a chance. USCe? Maybe, but doubtful unless Seller goes nuclear. Sellers has only thrown 4 TD's all season to go witg 2 INT's. He's not even their leasing rusher. That would be Rahsul Faison (admittedly, I've never heard of him), who has 3 TD's with 286 yards and 4.3 ypc. Their defense is 11th in the SEC, and are allowing 323 yards per game, but somehow are ranked 21st in ESPN S&P for defense. I'll believe it when I see it, and again, I will cry tears of joy and shit out a golden retriever who can talk if they lose that game. Dylan Stewart and Nyck Harbor HAS to dominate, as he's their second leading WR with 1 TD and a total of 256 yards with 13 catches, BUT is averaging 20 ypc; their leading WR, Vandervius Jacobs (great name, Btw) has 20 rec for 341 yards and 2 TDs, with 17 ypc. Their RB, Raahul Faison, as already mentioned above, is someone probably none of us has heard of, was a 2* prospect, 4* transfer, and he's a JAG. Aggy should aggy up a game they shouldn't, and every remaining game they have is on the road, and then they go to get their asses beaten and fucked up by Wisner AGAIN in Austin, and we should hopefully have at least another RB who can do something, anything (Baxter...maybe?, Gibson, Clark, Simon, whomever), but they will have faced only 2 QB's who have more than 10 passing TDs with Arch Manning 12 (5 IT's), and Mizzou QB Beau Pribula with 11 (5 INT's). They very well could end up losing to Mizzou at home and LSU at home since both have a pulse (at least defensively for LSU), and then by the last game could be beaten the fuck up.
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They have done well in their first 6 games, and I'll give credit for the ND win, even though they have a new QB and lost two good OL, and D starters, but a win is a win, and they did return Jeremiah Love, Greathouse, and Faison. Do I think they're good. Absolutely. Do I believe they're going to the playoffs? No. Nor the CCG. They're fool's gold, imo. It's roller-coaster season. They just aren't because history doesn't lie. They'll drop at least 2 before getting to us. LSU (it's going to be close because Nuss is average, but so is Reed). LSU D is pretty stout, as they rank #14 in run stopping D, at a 2.9 clip. Rueben Owens is somewhere laughing at that 0.1 drop, and they lead the league in PBU's, so we'll see how they fare against Concepcion/Craver. He's a dude (Concepcion). Craver is pretty good, but not as talented. Their scoring defense is ranked 5th in the country at 11.8 PPG, but 21st in overall defense. Aggies are 7th in pass D, and and 19tn in run D. Overall, they're 20th in defense, while LSU is ranked 21st in overall defense. After looking deeper, as the conference games just began, they rank fouth in pass protection, and 6th in pass plays over 20 yards. The difference in the game for LSU will be if Nuss can just be above average, and if Durham, who is averaging 4.2 ypc, but 4.4 against top 25 teams, is playing they're in good shape (even though he only has 286 yards). He was limited against their scrub game for an injury, but came back strong against USCe. Their leasing WR is A-aron Anderson, but Barion Brown, when he decides not to have brick hands, is better, but Nic Anderson the real threat. Nuss has only thrown 9 TD's, and has 5 INT's. To say he's inconsistent would be an understatement. The difference for aggy will be Concepcion/Craver if they're not blanketed, and Moss, who is a stud at the college level with a 5.6 ypc,and 6 ypc in conference, but only 386 yards for the season (don't let that fool you). It'll be an interesting game, which I will watch, and I hate watching them play. Reed has thrown 10 TD's to 4 INT's, so they're both average. This will either be a UGA/Auburn rock fight (hopefully without the blatant cheating refs or the print the cups game), or it will be a back and forth scoring from either their FG kickers or playmakers.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
William Bludworth replied to Parliament's topic in Football
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
William Bludworth replied to Parliament's topic in Football
You're a woman and don't know what plan B is? It's something I give to all of my dates the next morning. -
Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
William Bludworth replied to Parliament's topic in Football
I can see Cignetti, but Kiffin no. He's too much in love with the SEC for some weird reason. -
Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
William Bludworth replied to Parliament's topic in Football
Wonder if PSU will come for Elko? I know he went to Penn, but isn't he from like Penn or NJ or something? I'm too lazy to look. Honestly, it might be a smart hire. Not because of aggy this year, they're fool's gold, but a lot of defensive talent is from there and he would be a better fit, imo. -
I still can't believe they played Mateer. Seriously. 17 days after a thumb surgery? I believe Burnt is that stupid, but Fatty? I told this board and my date's father that it would be absolutely idiotic if they played him and to just roll with Hawkins, the outcome would be the same. Surprisingly, he agreed with me. Makes me wonder if he'll chip in on the buyout.
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