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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. If she would use that mouth for literally anything else than talking, she would be great in bed. Unfortunately, I'm afraid all she would say is either Whoop! or Baaah, and maybe throw in some lies like "Texas 8&4 has more money."
  2. Fuck I feel young. I knew who he was, but unlike you dinosaurs my mom let the best part of me slide down the crack of her ass, left a stain, and I was still somehow conceived. One of 3 UT players to be drafted #1 overall (along with Nobis and of course the legend himself, Earl). Apparently he was huge, even for his time and day (6'5 270?). You know he had to be one bad mofo and offensive linemen back in that day had an average weight of 250-270. They had to be shitting themselves looking across from them. RIP, 77.
  3. She's giving them hope only to smatch it out from under them.
  4. I bet Keys will end up taking visits here, too. Edit: LOL at Justin Wells for calling it, saying "I just feel like this kid is meant to go out of state and do his own thing." Good call, Justin! Lulz
  5. Oh, damn. I, for whatever reason, thought he had made a FF at Arizona before. But, unlike Terry, he can actually coach. We all knew Terry won with Beard's players. 2 full seasons in and he has done nothing. I'm sure he's a nice guy and blah blah blah, but he's a millionaire who can't win. He should stay as an assistant, whether it be here (doubt) or somewhere else. He isn't getting any better. Kids don't want to play primarily D, and he can't coach offense. Beard was fired in January of 2023, and just two years later Terry is gone. That's how little faith they had, and they (as well as most fans) knew he wasn't winning with his own players. So if I had a choice on taking Miller or Terry, it would be Miller every time just because he's an offensive mind. Hopefully it's not Miller and it's actually a splash hire worth a shit that's currently in the tourney that already coaches in the SEC. Jmo
  6. Well since those teams don't win and need UT to survive and be as relevant as they can, I would surmise they were either born with encephalopathy or their brain just hasn't developed past prepubescent.
  7. Sean Miller wouldn't be too bad, imo. He's an offensive coach who can recruit really good, which is what we need in the SEC. Although not my personal preferred coaching hire (that would be Nate Oats or Todd Golden) I wouldn't be disappointed. Considering we've never won a NC in men's basketball, and haven't reached the FF since 2004, we should be happy with someone who has at least fielded a basketball team that can compete at the highest level and not change their style and hope we can get our shit together.
  8. You would think, but aggies have a hive mind of stupidity. There's no pill to cure that. They just light money on fire for the sake of seeing the flames. It's truly mind boggling that something so simple cannot be learned at that place. I wasn't too surprised to learn they gave Earley $4m buyout because of idiocy, but at the same time my face went to this...
  9. [Tom Herman has entered the chat]
  10. Considering those morons gave a guy who has never had a HC position before a $4m buyout, nothing should surprise anyone when it comes to aggies and money. Wanna get rich quick? Apply to be an aggie HC for any sport. That's the real lottery.
  11. You son of a bitch
  12. Don't be silly, it's just this. Same as it ever was.
  13. If only we had Akili Smith to watch in this era of the NFL.
  14. But what about the opposing teams air conditioning???? How will he ever get through that grueling gauntlet of heat in the locker rooms?
  15. Probably mixed in with Argentina thread
  16. I agree. I think Schmidt has hit a wall. He's 62 and is still doing stuff from the 90s or early aughts, while Becton (I'm not sure) is in his 40s. That's a pretty big gap when you think about it. Becton is constantly evolving, while Schmidt thinks the old ways are better. Like you said, he's more like Madden.
  17. Good lord. Jalen Lott may commit to Oregon, but he'll be a Longhorn when all is said and done.
  18. Becton is the best in the business, so yes, he's behind. Sorry if I missed any sarcasm.
  19. I'm not, and that's ok. It's ok for you to be wrong. You're telling me a guy who is a frosh with 1, 315 yards with 15 TD's is less than a guy who is also a frosh who had 865 yards and 8 TD's, when both had mid QBs? OK then.
  20. Dude, come on. Smith is arguably the best WR of the past decade. Williams is a freak, but Smith is a tier above him. I hate both Bama and fOSU, but you gotta give credit where credit is due. I would set a Monks sanctuary on fire to have either to pair with Wingo and Moore for Arch.
  21. She probably saw something from The Athletic, which makes up stories for clicks. Anytime I see their headline I just scroll past it. They'll either make up something, or they'll plagerize someone else's reporting. Regardless, I have no seen that anywhere, but it would not surprise me in the least.
  22. That I don't know, I just read how happy Bama fans were that Williams will be on the cover. I mean, sure, he's deserving, but imo I think Jeremiah Smith as a WR should be ahead of him, as well as Colin Simmons; but if you're going to do covers now it's time to stop with the one person shit and add at least 3 players who are the most excitable I.e. Smith, Williams, Manning, Simmons, Downs, etc.
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