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William Bludworth

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  1. Is that a middle finger or a dick and balls?
  2. My date and I will be there today and if Mateer starts with a dinged hand, I feel really, really good. Only a moron would start a guy who just had surgery 2 weeks ago in a sport that he gets hammered in and his hand can constantly get hit. Those rubes will cut off their nose to spite their faces. And just like aggy, they can't see the forest for the trees when it comes to long-term health for later in the season vs "must play him now".
  3. Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm in full excitement waiting for the letter that has been written showing Arch how to get to Oxford from all of aggy in case he gets lost in Bryan-Chernobyl nuclear reactor unit 4 Station
  4. Just a heads up, I'm not sure how often he checks his social media, but he hasn't checked his FB message or Instagram messages, either. I'm still trying, ladies and gentlemen. @immamac
  5. Already on it as we speak Alright, I sent him a DM via FB to join our unruly community of degenerates.
  6. My man out here about to have an aneurysm, and I feel that shit so deep in my soul, it's going through time before I was created from stardust. Imma get in touch with him and tell him to sign up so he has a support group that yells at each other, and calls one another names, and also blames every single person that wears Burnt Orange that was on that sideline Saturday.
  7. Oh yeah? Why don't you go and play at Ohio State and the Swamp and see how easy it is!
  8. Wow. His lack of self-awareness is astonishing.
  9. Let's be fair and say he's top 3. Would you personally ask him to bring you a Picasso from the other room where he runs into tables and walls while carrying said Picasso before arriving and it's all fucked up? Here's my list for shit show: 1. Flood (Yuuuuuuuuuge gap) 2. Sark's game plan and stupid plays. Just dumb them down and let these guys cook. You know like, like every other coach who doesn't make their playbook an NFL-style one. It's just stupid. Allow younger players, even by god freshmen to do work. That frosh WR for Florida who fucked us up? He doesn't even weigh 180 lbs. Dallas Wilson weighs as much as Michael Terry. There is absolutely ZERO reason we shouldn't be getting these guys like Terry, Lockett, Ffrech (weighs 190 lbs) and McCutcheon regular playing time, even if it's just 3-5 passes. Dumb it down. This learning NFL caliber shit is stupid in college. Not to mention every play takes off 30 seconds of the clock. 3. Arch/Milwee (co-oc/QB coach): His throwing motion is shit, his balls aren't crisp or on a line. They're all over the place, or OOB. Caldwell throws a beautiful spiral, Arch does not. Not saying Caldwell is better than a later stage Arch, but right this moment he's better. He's also fast af, too. He's calm, poised, controlled, doesn't panic, sees the play develop and just does it. All the things Arch doesn't do. For every really good play Arch makes with his arm, he has 3-5 that are baffling at best. He's running into his own shitty linemen and having to bail out and he panics and makes rocket throws, which are unnecessary and leads to INTs. He's not going through his progressions, he's panicking, and clearly isn't being developed. Milwee fucking sucks at his job. The highest rated recruited ever went in the 7th rd after 3 years, and here we are with Arch with him being here 3 years and look at his development. It's unbelievable, really. Sark is truly stupid. We need someone like CDC to tell him he needs to make some hard decisions and hire an OC, a better QB developer, and an O-line coach. 4. Our front 4. I don't know if it's talent or scheme or what, but they just open holes for the RBs to run through. I trust in Baker he'll figure it out. PK needs to fuck off with dropping Simmons into coverage because it doesn't work. I don't know what the fuck Sellers is doing, but he needs to do something better. That's as obvious as our o-line having a side of medium rare dog shit to go with their queef burgers. 5. Tackling. What in the absolute fuck are we doing? We're reverting back to 2023. 6. Our DBs getting torched. Albeit by a pretty damn good QB, even if he's up and down. He was both on Saturday and we still lost to a cognitively delayed, barely sapien human as a coach. No wonder they dropped us out of the polls. It's THAT BAD. 7. Just play the god damn RBs. Christ. Niblett is an abortion in that position. Just fucking try at the very least. We saw no James Simon (negligence and criminal), Clark (he can't be held back every fucking game if you want him to learn. Gibson. Just use that big motherfucker as a blocker, if nothing else. Wisner is tiny. Scrawny for a lead RB. He just can't do it. I'm sorry, he just can't. He can't break tackles up the middle. Neither can Niblett, yet you expect a guy like Derek Cooper to be impressed??? Your job is to fucking win. Use all of your tools. You can't build a house with a pencil and ruler.
  10. I honestly do not believe Flood is self- awarene enough to understand he sucks. He's a lazy recruiter who needs constant help with 4/5 star guys, can't identify who sucks and who doesn't *cough* Stroh *cough* *cough *Huston* *cough*. I get there will always be misses based on offers (both Hutson and Stroh), but they're literally the same guys that walked in that front door when they first got here, and one has been here three years, and the other four, and look at them. It literally took Sarkisian down by 3 scores before he put Brooks in, who somehow, which I didn't even know was possible, amassed a 0.0 rating. How??? He's been here for fucking 9 months AND he had A suspension where he could still practice, but not play. How is that even possible? Had he gotten something like in the thirties, yeah, I get it, but a 0.00? Wtf? There are a myriad of oither universes where Flood MIGHT be aware, but this isn't one of them. There is absolutely zero chance he didn't see Hutson get sexually assaulted on Saturday. But I do admire your caring. He's a rich, lazy recruiting, moron who cashes checks. We have eleven 3* project BIG HUMANS on our roster, which is exactly 3 more than 4/5 stars. That is far beyond getting it done. He sees FAT BOY, and thinks to himself "I can mold that yeast molded human into a serviceable lineman or maybe even an elite lineman", even though most of those 3* recruits only had offers from the like of Colorado State (Jackson Christian), Cojoe (TCU, SMU, Vandy, UH, Oklahoma St, you get the point), Hutson (he had some pretty solid offers from the likes of Peen St (I'm leaving in this mistake, IDGAF, Alabama, ou, A&M, but I don't know how many were cpmmittable), D. Coleman (Baylor, CU, Duke, Miss St ou, smart kid, meh offers), J. Coleman (see before), Stroh (really solid offer list. Baffling. I won't name them, but they're good), Spencer Shannon (UW, Cal, UCLA, Duke, Kansas, Louisville Wash St. He's here because he's a blocking TE who lacks the first part of his Job). I got tired of looking. Guys like Kibble, Chatman, Goosby, Robertson (he's better than Hutson, I don't want to hear it), Cruz were all well underranked, and yet what we have starting Goosby (1st-2nder, [this guard spot is empty because Flood is a retarded person - Hutson (bleh. Rag doll regular SA victim - Campbell (really good, but poor decision-maker regarding penalties - Baker (gets a pass. He's not the opposite side of Banks or even late Christian Jones).
  11. And yet, Sarkisian doesn't know what a mirror is to look at and think maybe he should simplify his shit like everyone else, and we can get some talented freshmen out there that just might help out. A la that freshman from UF, Jeremiah Smith, Dallas Wilson, Ryan Williams, so on and so forth. But nope, it has to be difficult to learn. God forbid he put winning first like his job requires. Just somebody please tweet CDC about this shit. I'll venmo you $10.
  12. If Sark would just fucking simplify his shit we could actually do some shit, rather than a play taking 3 minutes to unfold. It's annoying af.
  13. Hey, on a positive note, it's just 24 hours.
  14. Uh....he's on my fantasy team, too. I'll take that heat and eat all the crow. Dude is magnetic.
  15. Yeah, they're absolutely going hammer Wisner for something that he can't control because he has low IQ Neanderthals blocking for him. Unbelievable. I know the exact play you're referencing, and it's infuriating. I remember just shaking my head how incompetent we looked on almost every play. Let's not forget every single play seems to take 5 mins to develop. Sark is no wizard. If it takes longer than 20 seconds you need evaluate what you're doing wrong.
  16. Agreed. I've said it at least 3-4 times that Wingo/Moore/Lockett/Ffrench/McCutcheon/Livingstone/Washington/Winstlon/Endries needs to use the JUGS machine every day for at least an hour to build their hand strength so he can bully the DBs and take it from them just like Jeremiah Smith and Ryan Williams, who use it daily. He doesn't put in the work they do, which is why they're hit or miss. Their hands are soft af. They have to do this on their days off. RBs need to be out there with Arch learning the plays by not just looking at thr sheet, but memorizing them by going through the plays over and over again on their days off and after class. All three of those groups need to do this every single day. After school/homework, days off, whatever. They all need to be linear instead of independent. This isn't all Arch. All of these guys get paid, and if they're getting paid they need to work as hard as Julio Jojes/ODJ/Hopkins/Justin Jefferson to maximize their talent and skill. Just like the RBs need to do the same like Bijan/Saquon/Jean try.Henry to get better footwork, cutting ability, speed, etc. This isn't rocket science. It's obvious they aren't working together unless it's at practice.
  17. Tom Herman recruited them, and PK got them drafted. What recruit has Sark personally recruited that has gone in the first rd? Not Banks, Barron, Golden, Murphy, Worthy. Banks was all Oregon before Cristobal left. Michigan screwed up Worthy's addition. Barron, Sweat, Murphy, were all Herman guys. Mukuba was a portal. Golden was a portal. Not a single player Sark has recruited has gone in the 1st or 2ns rd. The highest rated recruit in history went in the 7th rd. So you tell me, what's the deal? We're in year 5. Everyone has heen either a portal or just luck/coincidence. We weren't their first pick.
  18. I'll sit back and hope Adriana Lima in her 20s and 30s will go to bed with me and wake up next to me giving me a bj to wake me up.
  19. Man, we gotta stop with these 3* dudes that Flood "evaluates" and do better at getting 4-5* kids. He's lazy af, and he's so bad. Even if we had a line-up of all 5* linemen, somehow, some way he would fail at his job. We have to replace him. He has to go. We can get all of the top linemen we want and Flood will just Flood it up. We were supposed to have a Moore award group last year, and we saw what happened against UGA twice, even though the second game went to OT. But I am absolutely in agreement that we need to allocate more funds for better OL. Because what we have on the roster is horrendous. Just go take a gander.
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