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William Bludworth

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  1. ("It was at this point when I remembered I have tickets to this game with a hot date. I cannot let her see me cry or get angry. I will take two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, and also a break my sobriety and bring a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.")
  2. You know, I can actually confirm this. We left a bar on 6th one night after not giving a fuck, and Kyle (you dip-shitted twat-faced horrible dorm mate) just tore out of the street and ran into a truck and got out and ran and left the other 3 of us alone until the cops arrived. Surprisingly we didn't get a ticket and he gave us a ride back to campus. Kyle comes in the next morning and asks "Hey, where'd y'all go? I thought you would be right behind me?" Fucking brainlet dumb fuck. He didn't even go to jail! His car was all fucked up, tho. That sucked caused it was a 1970-something impala. A rolling pussy wagon.
  3. My only schadenfreude for our loss was seeing Penn State lose to UCLA, but I'm still in so, so much pain. It's like putting a band-aid on Tyrone Prothro's leg. It's a good, solid gesture, but the pain is still agonizing because Billy Napier out-coached us.
  4. Who knew Deloss Dodds was actually Ryan Wingo in disguise.
  5. McCutcheon, especially. That kid is electric. Like, for real. Seems to catch everything and understands wtf he's supposed to be doing, and yet Sark just tosses him the ball once and he gain 26 yards and then benches him. Great strategy, Sark.
  6. I will have to agree both DK Moore and AJ Brown would both start.
  7. I believe a commercial or one of the commentators said the last time we played them in the 50s or something it was like a 48 hr train ride for the team to get to Gainesville
  8. Well at least he's a good QB developer and knows how to hire an OL coach
  9. God, it was warm and swimming when I was there in the early aughts.
  10. Kiffin would shit gold bricks to coach here. He would absolutely fucking murder people on and off the field, and all that pussy we have on campus.
  11. Correct. Lagway made our db's look mid, though they're not. Our front 4 couldn't get to the QB (and I don't want any motherfuckers coming at me about the refs), and PK/Sellers just have no clue what to do with Simmons, even if it is obvious to Helen Keller.
  12. Don't do this to your mental health. The world sucks as it is, and we don't need any more self-deletions in this world, bud.
  13. Correct. Both Banks and Campbell only came here because Cristobal left, and Worthy almost quite literally fell into our laps. We can thank Cristobal for fucking up that move, but I also don't blame him. Oregon, the state, is a shit hole, I'm sorry.
  14. Probably not a huge difference maker, but the dude can move a pile and has superior vision. If I had to place a bet, he would have gotten nothing less than 4 ypc at the very least. He's truly that good of a player, even with our o-line. He's also a great blocker. He just is. I still want to punch my neighbor or a random homeless man for not even trying to go after him.
  15. Absolutely agree 100%. There's absolutely ZERO excuses for what we have. 11 three stars, with like 3 panning out? We should have more like 3-4 five stars, 8-9 four stass, and like 3-4 three stars with our program and pedigree. I'm just lost on this. We might as well be an event horizon got o-line.
  16. Yep. Wisner HAD to do the work to get that TD.
  17. I just listed them, and we have two to three 5*, five 4*, and eleven 3*
  18. Mostly 3 stars, with some 4 and like 2/3 5*. Flood, much like Herman and Strong regimes, are either coaching the talent out of them, or they're lazy recruiters who go for the lowest hanging fruit with the occasional "hit" with a 3* (Goosby, Williams, kind of, Kibble will be, Cruz, possibly). Don't get me wrong, every team has misses, but an entire o-line (besides Goosby, and Baker for now) is not some aberration, it's a pattern. Since 2022 Hutson - 3* (zero stars for me) Campbell - 5* Banks - 5* Cam Williams - 3* Goosby - 3* Cruz - 3/4* Robertson - 3* Baker - 5* Chatman - 4* Kirkland - 4* Stroh - 3* (zero stars afar as I'm concerned) Cojoe - 3* Neto - 4* Agbo - 4* Kibble - 3* (will be a stud. IDGAF) Brooks - 4* J. Coleman - 3* J. Christian - 3* D. Coleman - 3* Yeah, Flood isn't just terrible at evaluating, the higher ranked recruits he had help with. It's a massive red flag of a pattern. It's no wonder our o-line is the Barbara Streisand of CFB.
  19. No, I saw it, too. You're not just seeing things, that literally happened. I was beyond flummoxed at it. I didn't know what to say.
  20. They don't suck, they just don't understand how to get separation, which is an ongoing theme for 5 seasons now, aside from Worthy, Golden, and Moore. That's it. Just 3. I'll throw in my boy Whitt for 4, but that has nothing to do with Jackson.
  21. I'm mad that you're just brushing off my boy cocaine like that. Smh
  22. Before we start with the "Any chance we bring [name former elite o-line coach] in to replace Flood talk, let's see if Sark is smart first. It literally, LITERALLY took being down by 3 scores to Billy Napier before Sark or whomever decided Stroh might fucking suck, and put in Brooks. And for fucks sake, just let Robertson play center. Hutson got tossed around like an infant in a 19th century orphanage in Slovakia.
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