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William Bludworth

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  1. This is Surly. We all suck at spelling if you have an iPhone. It's a conspiracy.
  2. Self-deprication is my strong suit. How can anyone not fucking laugh at their own expense? I always laugh when you dweebs mention me because that shit is hilarious, and mostly creative when it's not beaten to death.
  3. Does the mask and sunglasses come with it?
  4. Sorry for hurting your feelings unintentionally, sport.
  5. With all due respect to Dante Moore, he's dog shit as a QB. He's not the answer.
  6. In all seriousness, do we have a watch thread? I have some questions about a few of mine.
  7. Sam bleeds that beautiful burnt orange and will always be around the program. He's a leader. He just had the unfortunate timing of having a cock sucker as a HC
  8. I think he's at Mississippi State now
  9. They're in deep, deep shit when they come to Dallas. Those tiny clowns will tap out. They're so fucking bad on offense, and all they hype they get for their defense is amusing. I think they have a good, but not great defense. Goosby is going face rape R Mason Thomas. Mateer is absolutely fucked with Hill, Simmons, Spence, Burke, and hopefully a healthy Vasek. Dude has no one to throw the ball to, and their transfer RB is overrated.
  10. I like the guy, but his reasons for us being number 2 is...dumb. We threw shit on the field because the refs are morons. Do I condone it? Fuck no. Is that a reason to make us #2? Also no. His take was lazy. The rest was pretty good. They definitely have aggie too low.
  11. I mean, I'm not a Ewers pom pom cheerleader, but he did help us make the semis two years in a row. That's all I've got. Imagine if we had Hudson Card instead...
  12. I don't think even Tarp is stupid enough to pick aggie over ebil tu. They're complete dog shit.
  13. December will be fun for an Oregon meltdown when we flip him
  14. His fat ass just has to use his own gravitational pull to bring them to him
  15. All they need to do is move that short, fat fuck Taurean York to FS as their Ed Reed and they'll transform into the next 2013 Baltimore Ravens.
  16. Perfect. I want the Jaggerson to be slightly off and misspelled just for laughs lol
  17. Danica McKeller is smart as fuck, too. She earned a bachelor of science degree in mathematics from UCLA and a Ph.D in mathematics from the University of Chicago. Off-topic, Justin Long is a really, really cool and nice guy. He's a friend of one of my best friends and we smoked weed together. Dude is just chill af. Legit funny as hell. That's all I've got. But if you meet him he's very approachable and very nice.
  18. I'm sorry, did you miss that this is an Aggie brain typing that?
  19. "retiring" aka "I suck at football, and no one else will spend money on me to take up a roster spot".
  20. I'll personalize it with Mr. Jaggerson. No one else in this country will have that. He can wear his balaclava mask, but he has to post himself wearing it. He can wear this with his new jersey I'll be sending him
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