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  1. 56 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

    I'll never forget my first game as a visitor to Kyle Field. I was lost and couldn't find my way to the stadium. As I look back at my harrowing journey from the parking lot to the greatest stadium in all of college football, I saw two sets of footprints. But on part of the journey, at the lowest and saddest times, I only saw one set of footprints. This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it. I didn't understand why he would leave me when I needed him the most. It was then that Jesus whispered to me, "When you saw only one set of footprints it was because I didn't want to get yelled at for walking on the grass. Uncover, you fucking heathen." Amen.

     

    God damn I’ve never Whooped so hard in my life. 

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  2. He’s absolutely the top receiving target. Given how close some of their games have been with Bowers it’ll be interesting to see them play Florida without. Just looking at a few sources he accounts for 20% of their targets. 

  3. 14 minutes ago, D3zii said:

    I’m scratching my head. I’ve watched a few previews and you would sware Oklahoma played the Texas schedule and vice versa.  People saying “we don’t know with Texas” but “Oklahoma looks so dominant” like wtf am I missing something. Ima watch some OU games cause maybe I’m missing something and they’re really good. 

    Good. I hope they’re playing that in the locker room. Posting on the bulletin board and coaches telling them everyday. 

  4. 15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

     BMDs believed that the guy was a sure thing for a national title.

    I’ve talked to a couple of guys (not BMDs) that believed this as well.

    “I mean wouldn’t you dish out the cash for a sure thing”

    my favorite part is now everyone points to them as evidence that you can’t buy a championship. 

  5. 2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

    I always lose track of my speed when I'm going 85 in a 35-45 zone.

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    I never tried it but I always assumed doubling the speed limit would result in something more than defensive driving and community service. Can anyone here shed light on what the average Joe would face with that charge?

    Edit: Google says… 

    However, if you exceed that 5 mph threshold by any amount—regardless of how small—your violation will be bumped up to a Class B Misdemeanor with penalties including fines from $100 - $2,000 and up to 180 days in jail. For more serious offenses such as going more than 25 mph over the speed limit or evading arrest altogether, you may face felony charges with penalties ranging from lengthy jail sentences to thousands of dollars in fines.”

  6. 52 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

    Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

    Okay fine. We all can agree to spot them 2 points 

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