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  1. 2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

    I haven't been genuinely interested in this shit since Super Tuesday and my participation after that was mainly inertia. That's when hope died and we have the predictable results

    Wake me up when Marjorie Taylor Greene is about to become president because the stupid fucking Democrats think a Harris/Buttigieg ticket is just what the nation needs

    Lead me and I’ll follow.

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  2. 20 minutes ago, mchookem said:

    negged for unprovoked misogyny 😝

     

    ETA but i also prefer this post-unfrozen-caveman-lawyer persona.

    I’m gnashing my teeth. Burst at the seems. Doing everything I can to draw back in @bad_teammatefrom talking about stupid football things and getting back to being the amazing poster in CR. I’m crying out for attention. This is me posting like someone who said they’ve eaten a whole bottle of aspirins but really didn’t.

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  3. 2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

    America used to be exceptional. That process started to end in the Reagan years when an actor got elected president and ultimately culminated with the election of trump. Currently America is the opposite of exceptional, its a steaming pile of dogshit and will continue on that path unless and until trumpism is stamped out completely. 

    Wow never thought Jimmy would say it, but nice “make America great again” statement.  Good for you, little man.

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  4. 2 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

     

     

    Is there even a hint of self-awareness when you think that Elon hilariously owned Warren (excuse me, "Senator Karen") on twitter while calling others bitter losers?

    I think NOT thinking that was hilarious was not showing a hint of awareness. So, I guess we will have to disagree to agree that you are a humorless loser.

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  5. 4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

    This isn’t funny, say some more funny shit about how Jesus wasn’t a refugee until he was idk, maybe, at most 2 years old

    Wait you think he was a refugee at the time of birth?

    Do you know what the word “refugee” means? That’s a serious question. 

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  6. 3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

    Fuck off. Have another.

    Haha you could legitimately compete in a woman’s heat and cause zero controversy because you are such a big vagina. Everyone would just nod our heads in unison with a, “yea, naturally!”

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  7. 2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

    I'm an Aggie, yet you're in the cult. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

    Sure Jan, George Glass you say.

    The only cult I would want to belong to is above the fray of mewling bitter liberals like you and stupid mouthbreathing MAGAs, but Lobo keeps rejecting my application with a form letter.

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  8. 1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

    People who would consider the opinions of Western Europe sheep to the "lion" that is the United States have barely traveled and certainly don't have any real friends from other parts of the globe. The pinnacle of their existence is some land, a hunting blind, a Can-Am, and a few too many guns. NTTAWWT...quite the opposite, it sounds fucking awesome...it's just such a narrow view of the world.

     

    2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

    have you been to western Europe?  Or eastern Europe?  Or asia?

    Thanks for inquiring about my statuses, I love mentioning them! I’m Executive Platinum with AA and a Lifetime Titanium status with Bonvoy by way of SPG.
     

    I’ve been to Western Europe many, many times, the Middle East a couple of times (Oman once and every other time Dubai), and Asia once. I was also in Canada once a month for a year pre-Covid.

    Everywhere I’ve ever gone people have loved me and respected America. Because we are exceptional.

    You can be anything you want in America.

    You can even be a billionaire in America and have it not matter that people on the internet don’t like it and spend hours of their time creating fiscal and tax and social policies that are outlandish for the amusement or like-minded internet friends. You can even have opinions like goofy and bull neck that we would be second-hand embarrassed for if we heard the mentally ill drunk at the bar railing about.

    America!

     

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  9. 2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

    Bull-fucking-shit. Most GOP posters on this site are at least smart enough to pretend to not buy into all of the stolen election lies, but almost all of them downplay 1/6 and Trump's role in it, and, when pushed, fall back on "it's no worse than Russia, Russia, Russia!" They complete ignore the GOP rallying around those lies to push voter restrictions in their states. They'll look the other way when state governments try to nominate alternate electors again in 2024. In the right social circles, I have no doubt whatsoever that they're making jokes about mail-in votes and how "fishy" the blue wave was once everyone went to sleep. They sure as shit will have no issue voting for every Trumpy candidate moving forward. You'll never vote for a Democrat no matter how disgustingly Trumpy the GOP candidate is.

    Please, for the love of god, spare me the "we realize the damage that Trump has done, and don't support it any more than you do" rhetoric.

    I’m honestly curious, what are your plans for 1/6/2022?
     

    Are you going to buy a bunch of balloons and a cheap case of Kirkland wine from Costco and invite all your friends to cram into your cheap apartment and watch CNN and just enjoy being so aggrieved as you all frown in your glasses and increasingly cry about how Democracy is now irrecoverably broken as the night goes on? That’s how I picture you and your cats celebrating the day you haven’t been able to shut up about all year.

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  10. 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


    All of my friends are more successful and socially valuable than I am, of that I can assure you - I’m solid lower-rung material. Ask around, folks will tell you.

    And we still subscribe to the paper version of the Economist, have for years. It’s perfect material for the shitter, and I really do love taking back issues on flights because I can spend a few hours catching up on the longer pieces I haven’t read. But yeah, they were smart to put the catchier pieces on the app for sure. It’s a dense read, which is why I read the pieces that interest me and only skim the rest.

    Oh, trust me….we fly coach. I am a CHEAP motherfucker.

    Yet none of this changes the fact that the rest of the world 1) does not look at Biden as a “laughingstock” (instead, they look at him as exactly what he is - a rather ordinary and pedestrian US President), and 2) they fucking laughed their asses off at TFG.

    Oh, and our jumping off point was Frankfurt, not Heathrow. Fuck the Limeys.

    Look, everything you said was reasonable and I am sorry for the personal attack; I get triggered when my American Exceptionalism gets pricked, especially when the rhetoric and logical fallacy is an appeal to authority on what freaking Western Europeans think of us, as if the opinions of sheep cross the mind of a lion.

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  11. 16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    Lived in Poland for two years. Zubrowka and apple juice is called a szarlotka. It’s delicious and dangerous and the stuff a night out on the town in Warszawa is made of.

    The best meal I ever had was in Poland. People are shook when I tell them that, but it's true. Better than any meal I've had in Paris, NYC, SF, Rome, etc.

  12. 3 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

    "Sorry, you are receiving this automated response because I don't engage with trolls. Have a Trump-tastic day."

    Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk
     

    Sorry to interrupt your finance study, er, Monopoly game.

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  13. 49 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

    Yep.  And it is bullshit.

     

     

    51 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    Highly compensated professionals working on a W2 get fucked every way on their taxes.  

    We finally all agree on something! chi doc is different because he actually has 8 or 9 figures, but for most of us on here who work, we are HENRY’s (High Earners Not Rich Yet) and HENRY’s must turn liquid cash into equity if we ever want to escape being a HENRY before the sand is finished pouring on our HE days.

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  14. 1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

    Who cares? You can't debate on something unless it's going to happen?

    My comment was more about realizing that the mental masturbation that goes on here with respect to social and especially tax policy is so divorced from reality that sometimes we forget, because of all the griping and crying by a minority of posters who represent a minority of Texas and America, that the cloak room is like a bunch of college freshman getting high in the dorm room and saying outlandish things instead of being anchored in reality in context of a nation of 300mm people and a large divide between two immense population and political groups.

     

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  15. 22 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

    Please tell us you're not referring to Trump as "getting rich" before he became President.



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    Is this where you betray an elementary understanding of finance and equate bankruptcy with being all out of money because you landed on Park Place too many times? Because if so, I’m here for it!

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  16. 2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

    Why not? 

    The easiest thing to do is to remember that a lot of people on here are espousing insane tax and social policies that would never get a millisecond of serious debate in legislative chambers, but because they say it with such pomp and confidence I forget they are just bitter losers on the internets.

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  17. 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    I love the “Biden is a laughingstock to the whole world!” trope the Trunptards repeat…as if repetition will make it true.

    I just spent two weeks with a bunch of Europeans, including a senior editor at one of their larger news channels. I caught up on my back issues of the Economist. And, to keep up on euro Covid news, I was also reading English language versions of their news. The opinions of Biden and the coverage of him….is utterly mundane. Some stuff, they think is good. Other stuff, they aren’t crazy about. But not even a whiff of “he’s a laughingstock.” That’s self-delusional bullshit the MAGAs repeat to distract from the fact that TFG actually WAS a laughingstock. Literally. One of our German friends said she actually kind of misses him, because she knew she could start every day with a laugh.

    Every accusation is a confession, exhibit eleven billion.

    It baffles the mind why you think the mediocre europeans available to you in your social circle and class strata has anything to do with the price of tea in China. Pos rep for picking up an Economist at Hudson News on your layover in Heathrow before jumping back in coach and lying about being a consistent reader of the Economist though. Even the Economist knows people don't read it and revamped their mobile app to provide bite-size news meant to be consumed in the time you drink coffee. lol

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