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  1. 2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

    No they don't.  Nobody sees them aside from your wife.  

    Yep, the two metal boxes in the laundry closet must match.  Maybe I'll get a Maytag sticker and put it on the current dryer. 

  2. On 5/13/2024 at 8:53 AM, hullabelew said:

    It's the same in every country.  Just got back from a 3 week trip to Italy.  I count 15 different arguments between couples, not including us.  Arguing out in the open.  EVERY fucking time, it was the female, bitching at the male.   Not once did we see a guy yelling at a female.  Bitches just aren't made to be happy, nor content.  

    You deserve a medal 

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  3. On 3/26/2024 at 1:33 PM, Jiggy-Z said:

    We're about to have wok done on the main floor and will have to remove the furniture for a couple of months while the guys work on things.

    Mrs K:  can we put the furniture in an i-pod? 

     

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  4. Last night, Mrs. K once again demonstrated her lack understanding of how a thermostat works:

    She: It's going to be in the 20's tonight.  I'm going to turn up the thermostat

    Me:  It's not going to get any colder in the house than any other night because we always have it set at 63

    She:  But it's going to be in the 20's tonight.  I don't want the house to get cold. 

     

    Gotta pick your battles, boys.  

     

     

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  5. Several years ago, I come home and see that the ex bought Dr. Phil's Diet book

    Me: "Is he also coming out with a hair restoration book?"

    She:  "Asshole"

     

    Another time I came home and she said ,"Oprah said our marriage is in trouble."  

    Me: "I wish you had told me she was coming over. I'd like to have met her"

    She:  "Asshole"

     

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  6. We went to the local Home Show yesterday so she could get some more ideas on how to spend money.  She went to a booth selling walk-in tubs. 

    She asked the salesperson:  How does this work?  Do you get in, close the door and fill it up

    Me:   I guess you could fill it up and then open the door, but that would be a little messy 

    She:  Asshole

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  7. Back on track, Hulla.  

    I take Lipitor every day to keep my cholesterol down.  It's a lot easier to take a pill than watch your diet and exercise. 

    The other day I threw away an empty Lipitor bottle. 

    Mrs. B reached into the trash can pulled out the bottle and and said "you need to remove the label or else somebody could go through the trash and refill it in your name."

    Me:  "Yeah they can get a lot on the black market for Lipitor."

    Mrs. B: tone

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  8. On 1/27/2024 at 3:22 AM, Enemy07 said:

    I am close to perfect though. What else does a person need in this world but food, shelter, clothing, transportation, and commmunication?  I give her all of that when needed. Sex is a bonus. I make her life very easy.

    She will remind you constantly that your are nowhere near perfect and then proceeds with listing your greatest fuck-ups.  Over and over.   

     

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  9. On 1/26/2024 at 5:35 PM, Nivek said:

    No you didn't.  But you just pretend you do.  

    I came home to kids and a slurring paranoid bitch still in her PJs, draining her daily Black Box of merlot.  Every evening was a fresh new hell.  She still got half my shit when we split.   

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  10. 12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Jesus H. Christ. Watching a movie with my wife around is a 5 hour deal. Why? Because she needs to talk to me about this. And that. And she and my daughter need to talk about Britney Spears new book. And the recipe for salmon croquettes. I am 36 minutes into a movie I started 90 minutes ago. And it’s paused…because she’s about to talk to me again.

    I also have to put it on pause every time she watches Sister Wives videos on her phone.  

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