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  1. I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.

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  2. 54 minutes ago, royiv said:

    Fuck. Had too much turkey today. Had a brain fart and confused you with workswithseed. You’re good. Apologies.

    I was thinking I didn't think I had ever posted in the abortion thread before,but figured I must have just forgotten. But anything I would have posted in there definitely would not have contradicted my "pedophiles should be butchered and fed to dogs" mentality.

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  3. 2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    Yeah all of Minnesota’s Eisenhower Administration natties mean something now as they struggle to fill a 50K stadium.

    Well I mean they could be struggling to fill 40k stadiums without actual literal success like bitch 12 teams such as UH, but I do believe the claim was that they were indistinguishable. I was able to distinguish between the conference full of losers without a national championships from the conference full of losers with national championships pretty damn easily. Does ISU offer a class in "spot the difference? Maybe they should.

      

    14 minutes ago, statsman said:

    Please stop saying that the lesser B1G programs are no better than B12 teams unless you can explain why so many more people want to watch their games. 

    Well first of all, their national championships don't count because of reasons. And secondly, why measure TV ratings when you can brag about selling out exponentially smaller stadiums? Why make billions when we could make.... millions?

  4. 47 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    2/3rds of the Big 10 are indistinguishable from the average Big 12 or ACC program.  They’re just lucky that Ohio State and Michigan enjoy propping them up financially.

    10 out of the 18 teams in the Big 10 have at least one national championship in their history. 13 of the 16 Big 12 teams have never sniffed a single one. Now forgive me if my math isn't Ames, Iowa-level of excellence, but ((8/18)*100) = 44%, and ((2/3)*100) = 66%. Why... those numbers don't seem equivalent at all! Meaning there is definitely SOMETHING that distinguishes the average Big 10 team from the default mode of the Big 12 (hint: success, viewers, actual competency).

     

    EDIT: Forgot the mormon's adorable micro-MNC, so added 1 more to the Bitch 12 championship total

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  5. 9 hours ago, 'stache said:

    The chaos champ is very unlikely. Each upset is possible and at least one is likely to happen but all of them happening in one week is extremely low odds, but who knows, would be fun to see for the lols I guess.

    And lol at status being “cemented” in one season. The ACC will have plenty of years with 2 or 3 loss champs and one spot. The fact that SMU came off the AAC bench and dominated those fools says way more about the status of the “mighty” ACC.

    I love how the crux of this post is "these things, they take time" as though we don't have like 60+ years of data points backing up the current Bitch 12 members being complete losers. But yeah, if they're bad for 1 or 2 more years, boy howdy will UH's reputation dive. 🙄

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  6. 4 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

    I hope everyone who said we should never play them again realizes now how wrong they were. This shit is what college football is all about…

    Fuck it, I *STILL* wish we never played them again. And it could still happen, god willing, their shithole stadium could burn the ground. Fingers crossed. If we're all lucky, maybe another dozen aggys will be exterminated like the vermin they are.

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  7. 21 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

    Bonfire canceled. 😄

     

    https://bonfire.ag/#burn

     

    "BURN BAN UPDATE: The Robertson County burn ban remains in effect. Burn will be rescheduled for the sprint semester, after Aggies have returned to school, and when it is safe to burn."

    I wonder if they'll still come back during the "sprint" semester (whatever the fuck that is) to burn an outhouse dedicated to their loss.

  8. 2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

    Mack's final year in Austin was pretty funny in hindsight. Beat Kansas State after losing every game to them for a decade. Beat #12 Oklahoma while unranked led by Derp McCoy. Win enough conference games to have the last game of the season be the de facto Big 12 title game. We put so much outside pressure on Mack that he had to hide behind Joe Jamail. We float around the idea of tearing down Jamail's statue Saddam Hussein style. Joe goes to Texas Monthly and calls us Al Qaeda. Good times! 

    And now it's Campbell-Williams field and nobody remembers Joe Jamail wrt texas football anymore haha.

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  9. 2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


    2006 Kansas St stung more than Jordy Nelson’s 2007 game. But agreed

    2006 Kansas State was just lot of bad luck, though. Colt goes out and Snead almost leads us back to victory. Had Colt not got hurt, I think we win that game, which sets Texas up at #3 with Michigan and OSU in front at #2 and #1 a week before their matchup. 

    Playing what-if, Teddy Ginn Jr. fucked Texas up in 06, and he got hurt in the first play of the game in the BCS title game celebrating his TD, which lead to OSU getting blown out. Texas had lost to OSU earlier, but imagine them without Ginn somehow.

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  10. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/42604226/texas-texas-bonfire-1999-half-show-band

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    COL. JAY BREWER is the epitome of an Aggie. His dad played for Texas A&M's 1939 national championship team. He arrived in College Station in August 1977, joined the Fightin' Texas Aggie Band and never left.

    For 40 years until his retirement in 2020, Brewer was one of the directors and also served as the voice of the Aggie Band, with his authoritative trademark -- "Now forming at the North End of Kyle Field," or wherever the Aggies were playing -- punctuating each performance.

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    But you won't hear any vitriol toward the Texas Longhorns coming from Brewer's mouth. They earned Brewer's enduring gratitude on Nov. 26, 1999.

    Wow you fucking dipshit, maybe you should have learned a thing or two from them and used the 2011 game to have your band do something classy, exactly like how the Longhorn band spelled "Thank you" during half time that game, instead of whatever the fuck that 2011 half time show was. You fucking aggy piece of shit.

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