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I guess this is our karma for all the shitty puns yesterday.
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18 minutes ago, Los Borracho said:
Coaching results are poultry.
A near miss. Your pun game has gone a fowl.
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Rock puns? You guys are real crazy. Look out for these guys.
I can make rock puns. I can tell Aggy jokes. Hell, I can just call you all chicken-fuckers.
Got any UT coaching staff news, CHICKEN-FUCKERS?
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14 minutes ago, Red Five said:
I'm not going to parse words here, but yes that is exactly what he seemed to be implying. More likely just poorly written.
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:Christ guys. Paraphrasing, "It's weird that he left without committing but the coaches may be monitoring other options". Translation: The choice to leave uncommitted may not have been his. Happy?
Nahlin certain has plucked many a turd from his ass and left them on the interwebs for the regulars on this board to polish. He doesn't seem to know much about the beat he covers and barely demo's highschool level (of the public sprt) writing skills.
Why are you criticizing his writing skills in one post and in the next assuming he has the ability to make such a subtle suggestion?
Isn't it more likely that you're fingering through an unpolished turd to read the peanuts and seeing what you want to see?
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5 hours ago, Radical Larry said:
The black hole where offenses go to die.
Does he have to pick chin lint out of that crevice daily?
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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Does two 5’s equal a 10?
At the same time?
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I grew up reading my dad's weekly sub in the 80s and 90s too. I'd probably be illiterate if SI hadn't given me something I cared to read. I might have hidden away of few of those special February issues too.
But since the world moved online, I hadn't even notice they tried putting fatties in the swimsuit issue. That's wild... and stupid!
Honestly, I think Surly gives me better news these days and provides plenty of great eye candy on the 9.95 board every time a 'cruit commits to The Horns.
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2 hours ago, gmr548 said:
If Texas had won this year it would have been with several starters (QB, WR, CB, off the top of my head) that "defected" from various schools. Not to mention Kelvin Banks, who basically fell into Texas's lap out of luck and decommitted from Oregon only after Mario Cristobal left Oregon. Worthy also had to ask for a NLI release from Michigan.
Do you think Michigan didn't have key transfers? Georgia the past couple years? Washington? TCU?
It's an essential part of the game now.
I was not reflecting negatively on the portal in general. I think it's great that guys like Golden can come back to UT after making a bad choice out of high school. I was only saying that it would seem odd to take so many of the defectors from one school (in this case, Alabama).
I think some responses have been fair rebuttals - like how great it would be to win an NC with the player Saban couldn't win with. You, on the other hand, have only demonstrated your lack of reading comprehension.
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3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
That men's clothing line seems normal to you? Not even the Ducks Unlimited bros could sell that "outdoor fashion gear" to raging rednecks.
Speaking of raging rednecks, both of Deion's kids have the initials SS.
Shit's starting to make sense.
That absolutely looks like something people with more money than sense would wear to look outdoorsy when they are nowhere near the great outdoors. Do you think LV is marketing to rednecks or the Ducks Unlimited crowd? They are selling clown clothes to the people driving a Defender down Rodeo.
That said, this looks like Coach Prime is trying to write the book on how to destroy team culture.
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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:
Was talking about the current roster which has a holding onto the ball and not breaking tackles issue…. Definitely might change for those guys next year but that’s a current issue with them. It can’t be all sunshine and rainbows, this isn’t aggy offseason.
We had two fumbles in the CFP which effectively ended our season. But before that, did our RB's have a fumble problem? That issue wasn't on my radar.
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Fucking hell. I think I found the spot where the bad man touched SurlyHorns as a child. Shit got dark quick.
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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:
...why would that matter? Defectors are defectors
First, I will celebrate any NC victory as much as I did in Jan 2006. It wouldn't be a terrible thing to win with 10 starters from last year's Bama team.
But I guess it might feel like we are winning on the back of another staff's development.
The new rules are the rules though. And if we can play a year with an all-senior all-star team, let's fucking do it.
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This is great and all, but I kinda hope we get the Stanford TE. I don't want the 'Horns to be the team that won an NC with a bunch a Bama defectors.
I mean... I'll take the NC either way and cheer. Just stating a preference.
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So if Nansen goes back to HC at Arizona, does that count as a branch on Sarks coaching tree?
[this is good Sarkasm, y'all]
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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:
Ohio State : Michigan :: Texas A&M : University of Texas
It explains a lot.
If TAMU had the winning tradition of OU, that comparison would be correct.
FML.
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10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
It’s as long as you need if you just keep watching.
No. Wouldn't you like to see how those tits look during the swing?
I'll let my dirty-ass old self out now.
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Did I miss the X post? How did that mando team meeting go with DeBeor and the Huskies?
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1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:
We can hire him back when Kelly is fired/leaves in a few years.
Yeah, what happens if the Harbaugh to the NFL and subsequent Kelley to Michigan rumor comes to fruition this off-season?
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14 minutes ago, Blotto said:
It was $1m last year with an annual raise of 100k (I think)
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42 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
How do they define "worst"? Just the two FBS teams with the lowest winning percentage? Surely, there's somebody worse than a 2-10 Vandy team, no?
This was my first thought exactly. Maybe they could match the worst team (by in-conference record) from the 2 worst conferences (by cross-conference record).
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Mesquite? That shit breaks like rocks, as if it grows pre-petrified.